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rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

chocolate milk, the kinda you buy in a gallon... WHY? cause its THAT FREAKIN GOOD!

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toxicgirlOG 2003

amen brother, amen

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i always feel bad buying that, lol!

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toxicgirlOG 2003

You feel bad buying chocolate milk?? WHY?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

it's a whole galon of chocolate milk!

malibu malibuOG 2001

mike, this is clearly just pure laziness. you can't mix them together yourself???? what is wrong with you?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'm saying! thats why it's embarrassing to buy a galon of chocolate milk. it's just...excess! it's like buying an already fried egg!

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Thats poppycock. You can't buy an already fried egg unless you are in a restaurant. Our society is all about excess and convienience you who buys socks like no other.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

HEY! socks are one thing. but copious amounts of MILK mixed with chocolate. making a glass of chocolate milk should be a treat. it shouldn't be as easy as pouring water into a glass.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

it TASTES better than the stuff you mix together...

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