Lando Calrissian was a black man, and he got to fly the Millennium Falcon!
Who said that?!?
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive black role model in the realm of
Science Fiction/Fantasy...Bust this - those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down - even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this. You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian God.
What's a Nubian?
Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and
all that. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light-saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's hood the Death Star. Now what do you call that!
Intergalactic Civil War!
Gentrification. They're gonna drive out the black element, to make the
galaxy quote, unquote safe for white folks.
But Vader turns, out to be Luke's father. And in Jedi, they become friends.
Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty white man!
Was is this from? It's very funny.
It's Chasing Amy.
that scene is hysterical
also, the "lois lane could never have superman's baby - only wonderwoman could have superman's baby". (thats how i remember the scene, anyway. i haven't seen this movie in a while...**checking movie script***)
Lois could never have superman's baby.
Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle it? What about her womb ? You think it's strong enough to carry his child ?
Sure. Why not ? He's an alien, for christ's sake !
His kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun.
If lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach.
Only someone like wonder woman has a strong-enough uterus to carry his kid.
oh, and i'm announcing here, that on July 1, 2006 Courtney and I are getting married
the date is almost too far away...but i will force myself to wait that long
Sooooo sweet. Congrats you two lovebirds.
SHE KEEPS MODIFYING MY COMMENTS!!
THERES MORE:
black speaker:...feeble crusty old white man. they're trying to tell US that deep inside: we all want to be white!!!
other white man: well, isn't that true?
black speaker: *pulls gun and shoots other man, while screaming "black rage."
That was the greatest skit in all Kevin Smith's movies, I love that man! I couldn't stop laughing during that scene.
just the thought of it brings a smile to my face