ok heres some good ones:
-->girls just want to feel special this is a BIG one! talking about other girls or how much fun u have when we are not around does NOT make us jealous. what it actully does it make us think u r less of a person and therefore we will not want to be with you any more. u MUST show us that we are the most important thing in your life-OR ELSE.
-->we don't like cars we don't care how fast ur car can go or who u raced and beat. we would rather not have to pick our boyfriends dead body off the road so how about you guys try not to kill urself.
-->CALL US! we HATE to always be the one who has to call u. guys will let days go by before u decide its time to pick up the fone and call. girls on the other hand would like to be able to talk to u every day. if this is too much to ask, go find urself a one night stand somewhere cuz we r not interested.
-->being an idiot is not attractive u wanna show off in front of ur boys? fine. just do it when i'm not there and DON'T tell me about it afterwards. i don't think u acting like ur 5 is very funny nor do i care how much trouble u can get into without getting caught.
haha ok sorry for the harshness-it reflects my mood right now
i think that calling thing is FREAKIN RIDICULOUS...i HATE it when you are forced to call the girl, with no clue about whether she wants to talk, or who else she's talking to, etc. What if he's calling, and she SEES it's him, and doesn't answer on purpose??? i think the rules require the guy call 2x - if he gets no response or call back, the girl must call and beg for forgiveness, and also bring him donuts. whether she wants to or not.
yes! i find that really annoying. i know this girl who like wanted me to call her whenever she told me to later that day. at first i said i would, but then i'd forget cuz i get busy with stuff and she'd get all mad. and now, i always respond with an 'i'll try.'
we are no longer best friends...
Sadly, I enjoy racing my car. Well..not my car because the volvo does not really move very much. BUT! I love racing my dads saturn at stop lights and I think the Red Baron is gonna be lots of fun.
Calling..I hate the telephone. It's very exciting to be called but talking in person is so much better.
no, she means guys that TRY to race cars JUST to impress girls. which rarely (if ever) works.
Oh..ok well that's different! I don't see why fast cars should impress girls
hate to say this, but yes, dan is right, that is what i meant...
wow, i don't follow these rules at all. OKay, well the first one of course, yeah...i want to feel special...thats a given...i think everybody does...but the rest:
-I think its hot when guys are into their cars. Cars are this secret appeal which I don't understand...plus, i like it when they get a kick out of waxing and fixing mine. And racing is fun.
-The boys are ussually the ones who call me and i never call them...hmm, i guess i'm the guy in that manner...something about the phone scares me.
-You've never met my ex, haha...trying to get kicked out of walmart...good times, good times (i can think of so many more examples of the stupidity...and each one will probably make me laugh)