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tinser tinserOG 2002

Girls rarely ever say what they mean. If they did, it would be way too simple. We need to make guys do a little bit of work, but basically, it all comes down to wanting to see them show how they really feel about us.

Example: Do whatever you want-And what YOU want, better be what I want.

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to announce that, starting today, and lasting THROUGH ETERNITY, I am going to be Daniel Hill's personal servant. Any laundry that needs washing, ironing, and even trash removal will be done by yours truly. I can also be loaned out for show shovelling and VCR and gun repair (courtesy of the sally struthers course over the TV)

tinser tinserOG 2002

umm, yeah...this was edited

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

No, I don't think it was.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i don't think it was either.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

SHOW SHOVELLING! i laughed so hard that i got light headed. and gun repair! mannnn. i bet Tinser can disassemble and reassemble an M16 blindfolded in 45 seconds, FASTER that Forrest Gump.

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