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tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

Girls rarely ever say what they mean. If they did, it would be way too simple. We need to make guys do a little bit of work, but basically, it all comes down to wanting to see them show how they really feel about us.

Example: Do whatever you want-And what YOU want, better be what I want.

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to announce that, starting today, and lasting THROUGH ETERNITY, I am going to be Daniel Hill's personal servant. Any laundry that needs washing, ironing, and even trash removal will be done by yours truly. I can also be loaned out for show shovelling and VCR and gun repair (courtesy of the sally struthers course over the TV)

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

umm, yeah...this was edited

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

No, I don't think it was.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i don't think it was either.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

SHOW SHOVELLING! i laughed so hard that i got light headed. and gun repair! mannnn. i bet Tinser can disassemble and reassemble an M16 blindfolded in 45 seconds, FASTER that Forrest Gump.

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