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ophelia Nov 12, 2003

if ANYBODY has any Jim Bruer comedy specials on tape, bring them

skaorsk8 Nov 12, 2003

hahah my friend mike has that

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

engaged mike?...yeah, that's how I saw it, haha, that stuff is HILAROUS!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah...engaged mike. he's in Juicymango's hall. i gotta sit down and explain to him that single is better

malibu malibuOG 2001

yeah if you don't want someone tellin you what to do, don't get married.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

hmmm...it does NOT have to be like that, lol

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yes it does...shut it drummond

tinser tinserOG 2002

prediction: Dan is never going to get married.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

ah, you soothsay w/astounding accuracy, this prediction seems quite likely

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i thought you two were marrying each other...?

tinser tinserOG 2002

well, that's forced...but if that weren't the case...i think he would never ever get married...he's so bachelor for life material

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah...i'd like to SEE some single sister TRY and get my attention...brian was right...i only like the married ones...there's no challenge in getting a single girl ;)

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

ugh, sometimes when i read dan's comments, i want to vomit

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

surely you are not suggesting that's MY fault, are you??

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

on the contrary

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

good. see that you don't.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 tinser

you seem more disappointed than anything. s'funny how you two hang on each others posts, especially when it comes to relationships. dan, be careful, she's gonna try t'tame ya. just play on, playa.

malibu malibuOG 2001

yeah. not all relatioinships are like this. sometimes the boys are whipped. hahahahaha i kid, i kid. no i'm serious they are.

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