maybe i'm drugs.. maybe not.. but i read "Guys the best way to get with a girl is to get in good with her dad " as " Guys the best way to get with a girl in bed with her dad " ... and i was like WHOA.. what is this.. until i took a second take .. and said " ohh dadd.. who cares. i own him "
Why didnt that surprise me coming from you tsk tsk tsk...