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jay79 jay79OG 2001

Come on...all kids hear "If you don't stop making that face, your face will freeze like that forever"

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

yea and whats that crap with sitting too close to the TV?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i hated that. my mom said that i wouldn't be able to have kids!

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choco345OG 2003

Thats hysterical you said that, my parents always said that too me!

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