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beachbum beachbumOG 2002

"I'll be your snack pack, Billy"


"This guy can stay in my room I can tell you that much. ah ah ah" (bites old guy's arm).

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

woo! I love when he bites the guys arm!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you yong ladies need to tell us where these quotes are drawn from. i'd like to know.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Billy Madison! "Come here mr penguin..it's too darn hott for a penguin to just be walking around!"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

OHHHH, thats the only Sandler flick i didn't see. and what i have seen isn't very funny. the others are totally amazing.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Whhaaat. Billy Madison is great!!

"Who would eat 24 lunches?"
"It's the darn sasquach that's who!!"

"If peeing in your pants is cool..consider me miles davis"
"That is the grossest thing I have ever heard"

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

hahaha "it's that poop again!Those kids left another flaming bag on our doorstep.""Don't put it out with your boot dad!""Don't tell me my business Devil woman!"

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

yeah, Billy Madison is def the best adam sandler movie.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

"Stop looking at me schwaaan"

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