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beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

"I'll be your snack pack, Billy"


"This guy can stay in my room I can tell you that much. ah ah ah" (bites old guy's arm).

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

woo! I love when he bites the guys arm!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

you yong ladies need to tell us where these quotes are drawn from. i'd like to know.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Billy Madison! "Come here mr penguin..it's too darn hott for a penguin to just be walking around!"

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

OHHHH, thats the only Sandler flick i didn't see. and what i have seen isn't very funny. the others are totally amazing.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Whhaaat. Billy Madison is great!!

"Who would eat 24 lunches?"
"It's the darn sasquach that's who!!"

"If peeing in your pants is cool..consider me miles davis"
"That is the grossest thing I have ever heard"

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

hahaha "it's that poop again!Those kids left another flaming bag on our doorstep.""Don't put it out with your boot dad!""Don't tell me my business Devil woman!"

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

yeah, Billy Madison is def the best adam sandler movie.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

"Stop looking at me schwaaan"

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