dude tell her you lost your sock in the dryer.. and she's the only person who can find it.. push her in.. turn on the dryer.. and then lodge the door shut with an axe.. one of those really sharp ones.. that jason uses. and then.. when she's inside drying....... and shrinking. you can run away and take the job. and when your mom ever does the laundry and says " whats this axe doing here " you can say " there's a monster inside trying to get out " and then your mom says " what you're so silly" ... removes the axe.. your sister falls out.. all dry and srinkage.. your mom will scream and run away and say " there really is a monster" and if you're still reading this you're a complete moron.. and should join me on the short bus