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thatdarngirl Nov 12, 2003

Don't tell us we cry too much, it isn't nice.

yodasucka Nov 12, 2003

SO TRUE! i hate it when guys get all weird when girls cry... yo its just sumthing that we do! if u upset us, expect tears and don't complain about it!

ilikebirds Nov 12, 2003

who complains when a girl cries? thats when i make my move.. wrap my strong arms around her. protect her... make her feel like it's only me and her in the world.. all her worries disappear.. give h...

yodasucka Nov 12, 2003

one time i boy said to me "o stop crying, girls only do that for attention" i then proceeded to kick him in the balls... i haven't seen him since... but yea i've def have boys said to me that they ...

ilikebirds Nov 14, 2003

number 1.. a kick in the balls... NO. there is seriously no reason for that. except unless he's forcing himself upon you... or doing something really bad.. like.. cutting your head off. otherwise.....

beachbum Nov 14, 2003

or unless he's trying to give your stuffed polar bear a swirly...very unacceptable

ilikebirds Nov 14, 2003

thats rough. really really rough

beachbum Nov 14, 2003

no what's rough is a poor innocent bear getting dangled over the toilet with threats to flush his head. there is something so wrong about that. poor bear

ilikebirds Nov 14, 2003

you're evil. really really evil

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

i know. you had better keep a close eye on the gorkster or he may be getting a ride in the porcelein throne

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

how about you shave your darn polar bear neked.. put glue all over your body and glue the polar bear fur all over your body.. run around eating sushi and throwing ice cubes.. and then when the jew comes home give him a great big BEAR HUG and say ... " flush meeee flush meeee"... and see what happens

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

wow, sounds like you get a little enraged when i start threatening YOUR pets. but you do have some good ideas hahahahahaha

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