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punkprincess Nov 11, 2003

thats weird under "attending" it says five but only lists 4 people.

fivezero Nov 11, 2003

ian, you're fired.

ophelia Nov 11, 2003

y'all didn't hear?..the NVDA(Numerical Value Designators of America) just recently switched things around....the character "5" now represents the number value of what we used to referr to as "4"..a...

malibu Nov 12, 2003

at first i began to thunk this was a serious comment cuz it sounded all pro and then i realized bryan wrote it and it should be ignored.

ophelia Nov 13, 2003

yo, i'll slap yer teeth out..I aint 'fraid to hit girls!

hunkpapap Nov 14, 2003

ok i never hit girls but in 7th grade i had a problem with this girl who would hit me or pinch my arms FOR THE FUN OF IT!!! One day i got the stupid idea that if i hit her back she'd stop, so i di...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

females, should be beat, on a regular basis..shows'm who's in charge...a black eye is the best teacher....what the HECK am I talking about

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Bryan. What do you tell a girl with TWO black eyes? NOTHING, because you already told her twice!

malibu malibuOG 2001

my dad tells me this all the time as to what he is going to engrain on my future husband's mind.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I've always wanted a black eye..though the process of getting one is known to me to be very painful.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you are so punk. bless you.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha, what allure does the black eye have?..what you think people will pitty you & give u attention or something

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Naw..it makes me look tough! Seriously..I thought I was gonna have one one time but it didn't happen!!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

shes a beast....

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, jahanna...i thought he said shwom

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

haha shwommy..he's da coolest.

tinser tinserOG 2002

totally...the greatest lawyer ever

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Dude, you shouldn't even joke about that.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

You think he's joking? I finally got the black eye I've always wanted!!

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toxicgirlOG 2003

yeah, i was so shocked when he lept from mike's couch in a poker rage. so embarrassing. that's why we left so early.

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