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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

The title is " i like big butts and i can not lie " yet the whole thread is about babies. Somethings not right folks... somethings not RIGHT

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

better than a thread about peeing in the poland springs

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

whatintheworld?? how did i miss that thread?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

it's a journal, my brotha

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toxicgirlOG 2003

oh blast, i accidentally signed in on brian's screen name. he hates it when i do that and take off all the "new" tags. i am in biiiiiiiiiiig trouble.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

hahahah, no biggy, honey. hope you like the smell of belt leather though...

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toxicgirlOG 2003

that's actually my comment guys

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i thought this was going to be about mike

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

do be hatin on my butt cleavage.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i'm not hating...i was um disappointed?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Playtex just released a new product called the Booty-Bra...you should invest in one....

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

are you serious?! WOW!!! i would! i mean that just brings out new and exciting ways to wear my plumber crack pants!!!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

thats EXACTLY what I had in mind..

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

one mind bro.. one mind.

malibu malibuOG 2001

yeah they make jeans now with butt pads in them so you look like you have a bigger or better butt. i've tried them on. they're frightening though.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Yikes that is frightening. My J.Lo booty would look like an atom bomb in those things

tinser tinserOG 2002

what!?! are you serious? The world we live in is insane......

malibu malibuOG 2001

i guess girls with flat butts just feel inferior and want some padding.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

you said it girlfriend

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahahahaha. you crack me up sometimes.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder malibu

pun intended?

iwz iwz thefunkyfresh

hahaha ZING

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