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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Who said i couldn't do it.. was WRONG !

A bus full of ugly people die in a wreck. Standing in line in heaven, God decides to grant each one of them a wish after enduring a life of misery for being so unattractive. The first person says, "I want to be beautiful." God makes it happen. The second person says, "I want to be beautiful." God makes it happen. This continues all the way through the line, each person wishing to be made beautiful, when God notices ME at the end of the line, laughing. As each person wishes to be made beautiful, I'm in the back continuing to laugh harder and harder, until I'm laughing hysterically. When I get to the front of the line, God asks ME for my wish. I say, "Make 'em all ugly again."

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

pure evil. i love it

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Oh wow..I really enjoyed this one!!

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

did u make this up?

iwz iwz

nooo, he just took the joke and changed it to ME

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