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ukrainium Nov 24, 2003

how does this work, not that I would even need it but for future times, that perfume smells nice, my cousin wears it but it smells 10000x better on you.

toxicgirl Nov 24, 2003

umm...i'm not feeling it. maybe its the cousin reference. kinda sounds redneck.

ukrainium Nov 24, 2003

what about, "a friend of mine"

malibu malibuOG 2001

mentioning any other person in the pick-up line totally wrecks its corniness and such.

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