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deanh77 Nov 24, 2003

Remember: The best form of birth control is abstinence! So all you married people worried about having kids: Just don't do *it*.

skaorsk8 Nov 24, 2003

this sounds like a certain paragraph 16

iwz Nov 24, 2003

hahaha the paragraph that everyone was afraid to raise their hand on

forrestina Nov 25, 2003

our conducter...every time someone mentioned the word sex he's like--OKAY in the next paragraph...

thefunkyfresh Nov 25, 2003

haha, i had to bite my tounge so hard, on the paragraph on "rendering the marriage due" there was the question, then like 45 seconds of silence. finally somebody answered. so funny

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

well the elders in my cong were trying so hard not to say the word sex they were like "the PHYSICAL needs may differ"

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