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deanh77 Nov 24, 2003

Remember: The best form of birth control is abstinence! So all you married people worried about having kids: Just don't do *it*.

skaorsk8 Nov 24, 2003

this sounds like a certain paragraph 16

iwz Nov 24, 2003

hahaha the paragraph that everyone was afraid to raise their hand on

forrestina Nov 25, 2003

our conducter...every time someone mentioned the word sex he's like--OKAY in the next paragraph...

thefunkyfresh Nov 25, 2003

haha, i had to bite my tounge so hard, on the paragraph on "rendering the marriage due" there was the question, then like 45 seconds of silence. finally somebody answered. so funny

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

we had a joke in among some people in my hall: "DO the DUE!" and "are you due the due?" and "i don't think you're due the due." additionally, "we know brother so-and-so is due the due." it was funny at the time.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

guess you gotta be there

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

shut up. you love it.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

it IS funny! good one.

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