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ophelia Nov 25, 2003

In the fine print you'll find the fact that they tested this Split Ender on lab rats & found that regular exposure resulted in cancer, hepititus, and groth of an extra nostril for 80% of the rats.....

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

hm.. an extra nostril might be good for me, beings as i have one thats already broken....

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