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Split Ender

yodasucka by yodasucka · Nov 25, 2003 · 258 views · Misc.

So a couple months ago, I saw this infomercial on TV for this new thing called The Split Ender... and from the infomercial it really seemed to work. I have HORRIBLE split ends because I blow dry my hair every day. Its really bad because I sit in class all day and pull apart my split ends and I know that is really bad for your hair but I can't help it. LoL! So any ways, I debated it forever, asked a bunch of people about it, but unfortunatly, no one seemed to have ever heard of it before. Finally, I just gave up and ordered it online. I got it this weekend and tried it out, and I am in LOVE!. It really works and my hair already feels healthier. Although I still do have some split ends, it is 90% better then before. So, if any of you girls have bad spilt ends, I highly recommend this product. You can even borrow mine if you want :)

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39 Comments

forrestina #1 forrestinaOG 2002

um it only cut a teeny bit off

yodasucka #1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

thats what its suposed to do... its only made to cut off 1/8 of an inch.. it cuts off the VERY end part of your hair where it is dead so you don't have to get a trim every 3 months and your hair will grow longer.... you are missing the whole point! lol

forrestina #1.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

it didn't even cut that much, silly.

yodasucka #1.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

u must not have been paying attention haha

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

dude unless you hid my hair it cut like 5 pieces off.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 stupid

im going to beat you. i dont like your attitude today.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

rowrrr, get her, frest.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

shut ur face sucka

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toxicgirlOG 2003

hahaha...that made me laugh

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

haha good my purpose in life has been completed... i can die happy now

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 yodasucka

*assembles sniper rifle*

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 fivezero

HEY!!!! i said die not be killed!! why are u always trying to kill me?!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 fivezero

I think...we should set up a game...where we let melody loose into the woods....give her like an hour to hide...& then go mel-hunting...now, during this hour, she'll have time to assemble boobie traps & whatnot...so there is a slight chance she'll make it out alive, it's not totally unfair

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ophelia

yo remember that moose hunting game...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 hunkpapap

no, but I remember me & you being @ that indoor amusment park playing that "yank your crank" game or whatever it was called

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dgiaimoOG 2003 ophelia

Have you been watching "Surviving the Game" or something?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 dgiaimo

Not unless it had ICE-T with dreadlocks and Gary Busey on an ATV screaming cuss words.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ophelia

i DO NOT think this is a good idea

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

this is my caring... this is me not caring... c the difference?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

this is your face. this is my fist. that's you on the ground.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

i'm rubber, ur glue, whateva u say bounces off me and sticks to you!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

hahaha okay that ended the "fight" right thurr

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 forrestina

i like it when u do that right ther

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 yodasucka

swish your hips when you walk let down your hair

ophelia #2 opheliaOG 2003

In the fine print you'll find the fact that they tested this Split Ender on lab rats & found that regular exposure resulted in cancer, hepititus, and groth of an extra nostril for 80% of the rats....feelin lucky?

yodasucka #2.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

hm.. an extra nostril might be good for me, beings as i have one thats already broken....

ilikebirds #3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

so you bought a thing that cuts off small amounts of hair to get rid of split ends. in the end just cutting off the 'split end'.. Something scissors do very well. ' we got hosed tommy .. we got hosed'

yodasucka #3.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

hm.. well would u trust me with scissors? cuz i sure don't think me+scissors=any thing good....

rocksupastar #4 rocksupastarFounder

I thought this journal had something to do with Enders Game or something... but alas, its not.

yodasucka #4.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

i DISPISE enders game....

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#4.1.1 dgiaimoOG 2003

What! Ender's Game is awesome. What is there to not like about it?

yodasucka #4.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

i bought the book... and read about 1/2 of it then realized i wasn't interested and gave it to Forreste who in turn became addicted.. i just HATE sci-fi... i can't get into it... trust me, Bryan and Frest have been trying to get me into it for years now and its just not working...

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dgiaimoOG 2003

You only read halfway? You missed the whole twist at the end that makes the book one of my all-time favorites.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

i think i'll live....

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

haha, dead end...

thatdarngirl #5 thatdarngirlOG 2002

YAY! I saw this commercial and I was sooo amazed! My hair's really short right now, but when it's longer I use my flat Iron a lot so I'm totally gonna need this and my little sister totally needs one too!

yodasucka #5.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

NICE! you guys can borrow mine.. kindda pointless to buy ur own cuz ur only suposed to use it every 4-6 weeks

ilikebirds #6 ilikebirdsOG 2002

basically you bought a FLOWW-BEE for the bottoms of your hair. nice

hunkpapap #6.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

it's the suck-cut. It sucks as it cuts. "Well it certainly does suck!"

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