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deanh77 Nov 24, 2003

Remember: The best form of birth control is abstinence! So all you married people worried about having kids: Just don't do *it*.

skaorsk8 Nov 24, 2003

this sounds like a certain paragraph 16

iwz Nov 24, 2003

hahaha the paragraph that everyone was afraid to raise their hand on

forrestina Nov 25, 2003

our conducter...every time someone mentioned the word sex he's like--OKAY in the next paragraph...

thefunkyfresh Nov 25, 2003

haha, i had to bite my tounge so hard, on the paragraph on "rendering the marriage due" there was the question, then like 45 seconds of silence. finally somebody answered. so funny

dgiaimo Nov 25, 2003

So, my dad was doing the reading this Sunday, and he decided to comment on this paragraph. I think he started his comment by saying something like "As all of us who are married know, men's and wom...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

yeah well i had a guy who was on the mary jane in his earlier days comment on how everything is geared sexually towards the males nowadays and not the homosexuals like you'd think. MAN, that was funny...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

can i ask what the expression "on the mary jane" means?

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dgiaimoOG 2003

You seriously don't know? Mary jane is slang for marijuana.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

marijuana, the dutchie, the wacky weed, the stash, the blunt, grass, pot, herb, whackytabacky, chronic, cryptonite, Maui-wowie, smoke, Texas tea, hash....

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

OOO! i knew that... i learned it from a movie that will remain nameless... haha

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

I really think we all should watch what we say around mel.. we are teaching her the wrong things....

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

YEA! stop ruining my virgin mind!

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