kiss me i'm irish....its classic and works every time

yo i'm not irish enough to use it, just like a quarter, does that count? Well i do have the name..

Dude, if you have the name of course you can use it. I tell people I'm Sicilian all the time even though I'm technically only an eighth Sicilian.

i tell people i'm mexican when i'm not even hispanic

i tell people you're a jackass and everyone agrees.

woah, woah, doesn't this count as a curse?