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bizarret Dec 2, 2003

Bazarte is the 75,130th most popular last name (surname) in the United States; frequency is 0.000%; percentile is 89.170 WOW! None of you can beat that if you tried... and... Toby is the 4...

forrestina Dec 2, 2003

hah who's tryin?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

ME!

Kelly is the 75,131st most popular name (surname) in the United States; frequency -0.001; percentile just a hair better than bazarte; Matt Kelly is the #1 most amazing name ever; MATT KELLY is the hottest man alive; MATT KELLY is the coolest man in the history of mankind and that you will ever meet no less.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

hm... was that all on the site? if so, i do believe there was a glitch in the program....

iwz iwz

hahaha classic kelly. so weird that Kelly is so uncommon, yet there's two Mike Kellys that attend the same kingdom hall!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha... dude i thought it was obvious from my comment that i made all those stats up... except the ones about me being hott... those were real

iwz iwz

i know, i thought it was obvious that the "hahaha classic kelly" part was my nod to your made up stats, and everything after that was my sarcastic response to them.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think you guys spend too much time together

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i thought the "hahahaha classic kelly" was the "heeheehee classic zabel" nod of appreciation for addition of meaningful information to ezabel.

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