in the back of the restaurant where i work there is this one spanish guy named randall. no last name. just randall. none of them know that i understand spanish and know what they say about me. ...

when i worked at a restaurant (3 shifts at fridays), everyone was so touchy feely. everytime i bent over to set a table i got a smack.

i think this is at every restaurant. it's amazing how much love goes on. presents all the time and awesome food all the time. discussions on sex and crazy stuff goes on all the time. and all th...