Q: What do you call a med student who graduated in the bottem of his class?
A: Doctor
That is so true. You can barely pass your classes in any medical curriculum and as long as you get a passing score on your licensure exams...you are good to go. Ha. Comforting isn't it?
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
horrible - and hilarious!