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esprit15d esprit15dOG 2003

Q: What do you call a med student who graduated in the bottem of his class?

A: Doctor

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toxicgirlOG 2003

That is so true. You can barely pass your classes in any medical curriculum and as long as you get a passing score on your licensure exams...you are good to go. Ha. Comforting isn't it?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.

He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

esprit15d esprit15dOG 2003

horrible - and hilarious!

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