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thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Thing 1 That Is Fun With Cats: Bubbles
My cat does not understand what soap bubbles are and why they are coming after him but he runs very fast away from them.

Thing 2 That is Fun with Cats: Bandanas
If you tie a bandana (not banana) around your cat's stomach it throws off their center of balance and the cat will fall over.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

sometimes i put a tube sock on my cat's head so it can't see... sooooo funny. i torture my cat so much, but she loves it

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

hahahha! see this is what i mean..cat people understand..it's only REALLY torture if your inflicting pain on an animal..(i'd be the first one to go nuts on someone like that) but, if you're just driving it insane..it's perfectly acceptable.

i have a carpeted pole in my closet (its in the basement)..and i enjoy throwing my cat at it..so it clings on...its funny cuz its like velcro.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

bahaha that's hillarious. It's also fun to throw this thin, very huge blanket on my cat. She gets totaly tangled up in it, very confused, and she totaly cannot get out. So I help her out after like 5 minutes cos I don't want her to suffocate or anything, but it's hillarious watching her all confused.

tinser tinserOG 2002

oh man, i cant even count how many times i've seen her do this

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, exactly. i would never physically hurt an animal... this is mostly psychological torture... haha

tinser tinserOG 2002

oh yeah totally....thats just what the people who created chinese water torture said

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

did you know they have cat nip scented bubbles? my cats freak over those

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i got a cat nip plant for my cat and he didnt do ANYTHING! i was so disappointed. maybe i should get factory cat nip..it's probably more potent...like people that grow their own marijuana..it's less potent. it's basically the equivilant..kitty crack.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ok...wait..i have something to say. excuse me. ahem.

my mom was at the pet store, and they had a toy on display that looked like a big tube sock. there was a video tape playing of a cat with the toy - the cat climbed on top of the top and proceeded to try and make baby kittens with the toy while clawing at it with it's back claws

my mom thought "How silly, our cat would never do that"

HAHAHA

low and behold, she bought the toy, and our nuetered male cat somehow tried to...well...you know...with the toy. all the time. we had to hide it. i'm not sure where it is, to this day.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

I was going to say that it was under your pillow as a joke. But then I realized that might be kinda not nice. So I felt bad and decided not to be a mean teaser.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

HAHAHA!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

haha, funny, except, replace "our nuetered male cat" with "Me, Dan Hill"

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

lol! my friend got catnip for his kitty. and he put it on the floor. and the kitty was like rolling on it and got all hyper, even rubbed his face in it lol.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

okay, i'm pretty confused..why would the pet store show a VIDEO of this? Dan, were you in one of those XXX pet shops? hahaa

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hehehehe he hehehe i giggle like little girl in russia

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

it's on your left foot

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yeah we get the bagged kind and roll some little toy mice in there. the kitties love it.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

yea my cat doesnt get a buzz from catnip either.
SO this is what I did: I put it in a zip loc bag, and threw it in the top draw of my desk. @ different times I asked my kids to get me something out of that draw, and lo and behold! there was a dime bag of *weed* right on top of everything! U shoula seen thier eyes open wide as I said....oh THERES my stash...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yeah. thats definitely what it looks like. we have a similar stash here. it makes my cat all deranged. my mom hates it.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 informative

haha that reminds me of how my parents before they were in the truth were growing 46 marijuana plants in there apartment and the cat ate all of them. haha that was one happy cat.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

AHHAAHAHAHHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! your parents had 46 mary jane plants!>?!?!?! thats hilarious

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

yeah joe and ang were seedy. they were saying the other day that they after the cat ate it all they went to the city and bought a whole pound of it and figured they would sell it. but i guess they weren't very good dealers and no one bought it so they smoked the whole pound themselves. how funny is that?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

your parents were buddha chokers? oh man...
i love them so much more. angie is the woman

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

My uncle used to deal out of my grandparent's apartment. So my mom always had a steady supply.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

mine never grew past a seedling. i'm surprised the cat didnt die.

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