Crazy Cat Girl
by Guys, i just realized something so funny...
if you have a cat you have to do this..i was laying on the floor watching TV with my cat on my chest..and i dont know why, but i started whistling..but just a low steady whistle..and my cat FREAKED out..he started looking around and pushing my face..and meowing..this could be some form of animal cruelty so dont abuse it but i found it hilarious.
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I don't know how to describe how to do this, but there is this squeaky sound I can make that absolutely freaks out my cats. Once in a while I'll do it while holding onto one of them and they will literally snap at me.
Thing 1 That Is Fun With Cats: Bubbles
My cat does not understand what soap bubbles are and why they are coming after him but he runs very fast away from them.
Thing 2 That is Fun with Cats: Bandanas
If you tie a bandana (not banana) around your cat's stomach it throws off their center of balance and the cat will fall over.
sometimes i put a tube sock on my cat's head so it can't see... sooooo funny. i torture my cat so much, but she loves it
hahahha! see this is what i mean..cat people understand..it's only REALLY torture if your inflicting pain on an animal..(i'd be the first one to go nuts on someone like that) but, if you're just driving it insane..it's perfectly acceptable.
i have a carpeted pole in my closet (its in the basement)..and i enjoy throwing my cat at it..so it clings on...its funny cuz its like velcro.
bahaha that's hillarious. It's also fun to throw this thin, very huge blanket on my cat. She gets totaly tangled up in it, very confused, and she totaly cannot get out. So I help her out after like 5 minutes cos I don't want her to suffocate or anything, but it's hillarious watching her all confused.
oh man, i cant even count how many times i've seen her do this
lol, exactly. i would never physically hurt an animal... this is mostly psychological torture... haha
oh yeah totally....thats just what the people who created chinese water torture said
did you know they have cat nip scented bubbles? my cats freak over those
i got a cat nip plant for my cat and he didnt do ANYTHING! i was so disappointed. maybe i should get factory cat nip..it's probably more potent...like people that grow their own marijuana..it's less potent. it's basically the equivilant..kitty crack.
ok...wait..i have something to say. excuse me. ahem.
my mom was at the pet store, and they had a toy on display that looked like a big tube sock. there was a video tape playing of a cat with the toy - the cat climbed on top of the top and proceeded to try and make baby kittens with the toy while clawing at it with it's back claws
my mom thought "How silly, our cat would never do that"
HAHAHA
low and behold, she bought the toy, and our nuetered male cat somehow tried to...well...you know...with the toy. all the time. we had to hide it. i'm not sure where it is, to this day.
I was going to say that it was under your pillow as a joke. But then I realized that might be kinda not nice. So I felt bad and decided not to be a mean teaser.
HAHAHA!
haha, funny, except, replace "our nuetered male cat" with "Me, Dan Hill"
lol! my friend got catnip for his kitty. and he put it on the floor. and the kitty was like rolling on it and got all hyper, even rubbed his face in it lol.
okay, i'm pretty confused..why would the pet store show a VIDEO of this? Dan, were you in one of those XXX pet shops? hahaa
hehehehe he hehehe i giggle like little girl in russia
it's on your left foot
yeah we get the bagged kind and roll some little toy mice in there. the kitties love it.
yea my cat doesnt get a buzz from catnip either.
SO this is what I did: I put it in a zip loc bag, and threw it in the top draw of my desk. @ different times I asked my kids to get me something out of that draw, and lo and behold! there was a dime bag of *weed* right on top of everything! U shoula seen thier eyes open wide as I said....oh THERES my stash...
yeah. thats definitely what it looks like. we have a similar stash here. it makes my cat all deranged. my mom hates it.
haha that reminds me of how my parents before they were in the truth were growing 46 marijuana plants in there apartment and the cat ate all of them. haha that was one happy cat.
AHHAAHAHAHHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! your parents had 46 mary jane plants!>?!?!?! thats hilarious
yeah joe and ang were seedy. they were saying the other day that they after the cat ate it all they went to the city and bought a whole pound of it and figured they would sell it. but i guess they weren't very good dealers and no one bought it so they smoked the whole pound themselves. how funny is that?
your parents were buddha chokers? oh man...
i love them so much more. angie is the woman
My uncle used to deal out of my grandparent's apartment. So my mom always had a steady supply.
mine never grew past a seedling. i'm surprised the cat didnt die.
i love kitties!!!
hey speaking of kitties...
I have to get rid of one of my cats..she's really cute. She's a long-hair grey kitty and she's a little over a year old...if anyone wants a cat or knows of anyone who wants a cat let me know..Thnx!
i had an outdoor cat once, and I used to whistle to her like a dog, and she would come home.
my 2 cats get really freaked out and uncomfortable around anything that emits high-pitched sounds like when you 'test out' your cell phone ringing options.. they get SOOOOO weird like they start meowing like crazy and they look really confused like the sound is making their brains explode. It's soooooooo funny
My Grandfather thinks feeding the 3 cats massive amounts of food is fun. He must gain pleasure by watching their bodies inflate like balloons. He gets the blue ribbon for fattest cats.
This is what I'd have fun doing with the cats:
Paint little targets on their foreheads with red nailpolish and try to hit the bullseye with rubber bands. (Yeah, that might actually be cruel, but the vomit/urinate in the house and while my grandparents don't mind, I find the odor embarrassing. Though I only need to live there 2 more months, they give me serious allergic reactions. So they are cruel to me. Besides, I'm not killing them.)
yeah, honey, those cats are precky stocky. with their lil fatty pouches swaying back and forth when they run.
I'm going to do this to my pet sister & see if the same affect is reached
YOUR NUTS!!!!
lol
so jahanna, if it doesn't hurt your cat, i can do it to the cat and you wont care?
what are you conjuring up in that twisted brain of yours? haha..within reason...i'd say.
i call my cat PathetiCat. because she has the wussiest meow ever.
That's funny. We have this one cat who's fairly large and strong, (I still have scars from trying to give him a bath), but he meows like a kitten.
when i was younger, i tossed my cats down the stairs because I thought i would save them the trip down. There were only 7 stairs and my cats were kittens, and I wasnt doing it to torture them, but they really didnt like it
alyssa, you instucted the cat to fly before tossing it down the stairs...sooo mean
that did NOT happen!!!!!!!!!!
how did my cute little cat story turn into a cannibis convo? haha
hahaha be sure to tell your cat not to cry for me anymore