and - a word i use to link other words together. ex: this and that, near and far, etc. you can use it for other stuff too though... AND HOW!! or sometimes if you're just pissed off... AND!!! I think i first started using this one in like 7th grade.
the - a definite article I sometimes use before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases to denote particular, specified persons or things. ex: the blanket, the clouds, etc. we use it in the phrase "what the heck!?" i think we got this one from dumb and dumber or something.
AHLCJKKKKGLLGLHLGHHG!!! - a word (phrase?) a few of my close friends and i use when we're being eaten alive by a pack of rabid wolverines, junk first. I forget who started this...
Matt you definitely have some problems. You're so different from most people :)