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iwz iwz

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.

The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ohhhhhh maan

zabel you're a sick puppy

but that was funny

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

that is not funny that is horrible!~!!!!

T
toxicgirlOG 2003

This is one of those jokes where you laugh at first HAHAHAHA, and then you think about it a little and feel like a bad, cruel, insensitive person for finding it amusing.

iwz iwz

so true. i went through the same emotions.

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