A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" and the doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you but this is just the tip of the iceberg."
haha that made me laugh
That was a cute and corny joke. Though it makes me wonder how the head of iceberg lettuce arrived at its destination in the first place.
why do you feel the need to be so disgusting??
shoysh, insolent waif. tis a fair question.
by my trough! i have seen the fair servant girl be more noble in times past!
you dare speak ill of such a first rate woman?! toxi tis the fairest maiden this side of the toms river! mannered slave girls do not concern me, sir hill. you know not of true fairness. though at times obnoxious, toxi is a maiden of the highest order.
Weird. Are you two going to have a joust now?
skip that. i'll just run him thru with my foil.
hahaha, i love midevil talk
well whatever floats your boat, but the jousting thing was over the line
HEY in medieval times knights jousted in addition to talking funny. THAT'S WHAT I WAS MEANING!!! I am the innocent one here. You are the one with the sick mind. Don't label me just cuz I asked how the head of lettuce got stuck.
I GOT A MEDIEVAL JOKE!!
Two knights are walking through the forest. They come upon a woman and the first knight says: Good day fair maiden, have you seen a knight with a white mare, dragon shield and black cloaks?
To which the maiden says, No good sir i have not.
Thank you and go in peace maiden of the forest.
The two knights continue and come upon a blacksmith and again the first knight asks, Good day sir blacksmith, have you seen a knight with a white mare, dragon shield and black cloaks?
To which the blacksmith says, no good sir i have not.
then the two knights proceed farther until the first knight says, WHERE THE HELL IS FRANK?
I don't think I get it..
i get it. he he, i giggle like little russian school girl tickled by leprachun
I don't get it either, and I read it 3 times.
Hahaha...I'm sorry, it amused me so much that I couldn't help myself.