Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
It's official, I am afraid to be your friend now. It might not be safe for y'all to be playing manhunt with him anymore. He might be getting you guys ready for a bloodbath.
Lol. That was really funny.
i've heard this one before.