hahaha, i was thinking that as soon as i read mike's comment.
being married makes me LESS perverted? how does THAT make sense... before i was just bsing... now.. um.. im not....
one defintion of pervert: To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
if you are married, what you do is right, proper, good, etc...
not necessarily
courtney courtney courtney now why would you go and say and thing like that?
haha, i'm not elaborating
Hahaha. I wasn't gonna say it.
hey, there are pleeeeeenty of married guys that are still pervs
you see, before it was "raunchy" because you're not 'allowed' to have those thoughts michael..now you're married so you can. so whatever your sick brain comes up with..is more often than not..acceptable.
Not really. There are some things that are off-limits even if you are married.
all right..dude.
yes, missionary, or nothing at ALL!
holy guacamole! does this mean what i think it means?
you know... gilead... cmon... what did you THINK i meant?!
offff coursssse.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
hahah i think you are a spy!
right, jahanna?
why am i a spy?
i think you know...
i can offically vouch that tina is not a spy...all of her spy cameras are for....recreational...use only.
hahahaha camera phone!
(*censored for nudity)
like... punching your wife in the face. thats wrong married or not married!
yeah, there are plenty of things that are...i just think a lot of people don't realize it
wow wow... this is crazy, it's all conscience matters after you're married isn't it? I mean seriously. There is no porneia in marriage. I mean what I mean to say is that um, folk shouldn't be saying what is and isn't off-limits in marriage. For some reason that annoyed me.
i dont know....somebody told me that in pioneer school they discussed this and said some things were wrong...i dont really know, everyone has to do their own research and come to their own conclusion i guess.
they just gave specific instruction from the platform at the convention
yeah i didn't mean any harrrrrrm by what i said i mean. Hmm come to think of it, I attended pioneer school also, and i have an excellent memory, so i know whasup. So... yeah that's about it.
i didnt mean any harm either, sorry if i insulted you, i didnt mean it to be directed towards anyone...i was just saying in general from what i've heard. But, i'm not married, and i've never done the research on it myself, sooooo....as long as everybody figures it out for themselves, thats great....again, i really didnt mean to offend you
hey no problem, and i didn't mean to offend you. I wanted to offend Skaorsk8. No i'm just kidding.
hmmm...tensions seem to run high on ezabel when certain "naughty" topics arise
I'm not sure if I should answer this given some of the responses to my original post, but if you seriously want to know the Society's viewpoint you should read the article "Honor Godly Marriage!" in the 3/15/83 Watchtower, the Questions from Readers in the 2/15/78 Watchtower, and the Questions from Readers in the 12/1/72 Watchtower.
Very cool. We appreciate the leg work.
oh really????? i never come across any of em
haha funny i was waiting to see what you would say on this topic.
Dan, just say it. Everyone needs to hear it. Most of us know what is off limits, but just refuse to accept because they think it will make their future marriages less "fun." Lets discuss them individually so that theres no misunderstanding.
wow. i have not made ONE comment on this.
let's keep it "G". all of you go talk about something else.
wow. i have not made ONE comment on this.
let's keep it "G". all of you go talk about something else.
I want to discuss them all!
hahahahaha
nah, the only thing off limits in marriage is OTHER PEOPLE. Haha. Discuss THAT! lol
well, not if you're hitler...he did some things that were off limit to anyone (courtney, why do you keep opening your mouth? really?? -its for the points courtney, for the points)
huh? whoah i wanna know...
haha, this i can not post...but he was a reaaaaaal pervert...not surprising though, it was hitler...clearly he wasnt playing with a full deck of cards.
ewww weird. .
Ummm... No. Here is a direct quote from the article I mentioned above:
"As already stated, it is not for elders to “police” the private marital matters of couples in the congregation. However, if it becomes known that a member of the congregation is practicing or openly advocating perverted sex relations within the marriage bond, that one certainly would not be irreprehensible, and so would not be acceptable for special privileges, such as serving as an elder, a ministerial servant or a pioneer."
Right. "If it becomes known".. because anyone who talks openly about their private married bedroom activities and "OPENLY ADVOCATING" them is... just... weird.. and should definitely not hold a position of authority, because that's just plain weird. Anyways, discussing this subject is probably not a good idea, heh, I just think it's really a private conscience matter to be discussed and decided upon between husband and wife, and it obviously shouldn't be talked about openly, just like other conscience matters that you should keep to yourself so as not to stumble others. The End.
So, are you trying to say it's only wrong to do certain things if other people find out about it?
why are you trying to make her out to sound bad? Its a conscience matter. this is a website for joking. stop getting your panties in a twist. leave it at that!
hahahahaha yeah, have you SEEN what this thread is about??? It's a LIST OF PERVERTS. This is the MACKING forum. Obviusly the thoughts and opinions in here are half-joking half-retarted so just stop taking things so seriously... and I don't think an unmarried person should be preaching to married people about what they can and cannot do in the privacy of the bedroom. Lol... seriously! Dont' make me whip out my whip and chains! hahahahahaahhaa
u should hear what us married sisters tell each other..=X
ok, ok j/k
actually that was the instruction given from the platform at our last convention
wait what do you mean, are you agreeing with dgaimo?
No that is not what I'm trying to say. You're bothering me now.
Okay, I'm sorry. I just felt that some of the comments that were made in response to mine were going a little too far, and I felt I needed to bring some seriousness into the discussion. Obviously, that's annoying some of you, so I'll stop now.
hey it's ok, it's not that seriousness itself is annoying. But making one's opinions about conscience matters into RULES ... that's annoying. That's all. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee let's talk about something else now, like ice cream, and how good it is.
and hot fudge.......and whipped cream.... hahaha sorry i just had to. i kid. i kid.
marshmallow fluff, mmmmmmm
hey! who deemed this as off topic?! its def ON topic...on a COUPLE different levels.
hahaha, as soon as i saw the "off topic" i was thinking...um..definatly not.
this is not off topic. u can use hot fudge and whipped cream when u.....*censored*
hey thanks for saving me the trouble of editing that
no problemo ;P
Well, I don't think that's what I was doing, (especially since these used to be disfellowshipping offenses), but like I said, I'm not going to continue this discussion.
Ice cream is great. Ben and Jerry's was the best. I haven't had it since I started my diet, but their World's Best Vanilla is awesome. And don't get me started on their Heath Bar Crunch.
Hey Breyer's makes low-carb ice cream now and it's amazing.
I'm not on a low-carb diet. I'm just making sure to eat around 1000 calories a day. That pretty much rules out ice cream of any form.
1000 calories a day????? ahhh that's starvation mode!! haha startin up another debatey? nah... i duno just be careful eating too few calories is just as bad as eating too many.
Well, I have a lot of weight to lose, and, frankly, I'm not doing this for my health. And I am careful. I've found 1000 calories to be just enough that I have plenty of energy to exercise and do everything I need to do without serious repercussions. In fact, I feel like I have a lot more energy now than I did before I started this diet.
all i have to say...juicymango...your responses to just about everything in here is super on point...and a special shout out to punkprincess for keeping y'all (and yes, i said y'all) in check...
hahaha, for keeping people in check?? Have you noticed who #1 is on the girls list?!
oh he knows oh yes he does
HAHAHA...very nice forreste, nice.
HIGH FIVE!
(remember you have to say it when you do it!)
hey at least some of us know what's going on right?
hes just tryin to score sum points with some of the chicas
the butterfly elephant trunk twist is always fun
oh wait.... i just erased my comment
thanks for explaining my thought!