thats what you get for LYING!!! wow. why didn't you just come into class and start crying to the professor? thats what I used to do.
or explain that you just assumed that the professor knew you would get every question right, and therefore didn't have to waste his time by making him grade your exam, so you did him a favor and didn't show up.
that also worked for me.... wait no, that was a dream I had.
such a funny story, especially since it backfired. and dean, you are so smart, i'm surprised the teachers even made you take tests
oh yea i forgot to mention that i'm a brain child and that the professor understands it if i dont feel like taking a test