Me and My Crutches
by On wednesday I missed five classes. Out of the five i had to take a test for one. I didnt think it would be a big deal so i really didnt dwell on it, but then i looked at my syllabus and found out that there are "NO MAKE UP TEST" so now its thurday night and im getting panicky and flipping out. So my friend and I decided to say that on Wednesday we got in a car accident before school resulting in the missed class...So Friday morning comes and i put on like five socks,a brace, and get CRUTCHES from my friends dad and go to school.....Well, I got to class and my teacher felt bad for me but told me i still couldnt make up the test!
IN CONCLUSION---my armpits hurt, it takes me about 15 minutes to get to each class, and i have to do this for the next 2 weeks!
My professor said not to worry though all i have to do is particpate a lot in class since it is a speech/communication class and it should level out my grade...PHEW!
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wait so you made up this whole story of a accident?
Yea pretty much...i feel really bad...
HAHAHAAHA...Backfired!! Thats why you use the "I lost my eye sight" excuse, so that you could say you wouldnt be able to take the test anyway!!
HHHHHAAAAAAAA! so funny. i can't believe you screwed yourself over so bad. you actually have to follow through with the lie for a whole two weeks. AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
thats what you get for LYING!!! wow. why didn't you just come into class and start crying to the professor? thats what I used to do.
or explain that you just assumed that the professor knew you would get every question right, and therefore didn't have to waste his time by making him grade your exam, so you did him a favor and didn't show up.
that also worked for me.... wait no, that was a dream I had.
such a funny story, especially since it backfired. and dean, you are so smart, i'm surprised the teachers even made you take tests
oh yea i forgot to mention that i'm a brain child and that the professor understands it if i dont feel like taking a test
Not only did i kinda screw myself over...i was working on saturday and someone from class came to the store and saw me without my crutches!
liar liar pants on fire
awww... i feel bad.. its ok... its not THAT bad.. atleast you said you didnt LOSE your leg or something... ha... it kinda reminds me of stuff me and matt used to do back when we were taking c++ and we had NO idea what was going on.. we made stuff up ALL the time... hahahaha... im sorry this one backfired on you though, benny.
Well it actually didnt back fired she felt really bad for me and told me if i participate every class that she would take what happened to consideration when she does the finally grades...anyways THANKS MR. ROCK
well then thats good... WAY TO GO!!! hahahahah
yea way to go !!!
Are you saying way to go to yourself??
no she was saying that i rock... like... my name.. ROCK supastar
Wow giac you really looked into that reply, you're real deep..lol
Well, what can I say Im a really deep person, hopefully people will ralize that...prob not so I'll act the way I act now......
i heard that liars will not inherit God's kingdom... just a rumor i heard...
yeah well, rumors dont inherit God's kingdom either
Hhahahahaha i use to say that eveytime to get back at people WOW!
I think someone is biteing your style jenny benny bergs....
yea i think so...what a loser. jk jkj jk jkj kj kj kjkj
PLEASE NO MORE "jk"'s!!
OK I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!
THAT WAS GOOD
CLASIC I TELL YA, CLASSIC!!!
Carl, this was Jenny's story, you know??