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iwz Feb 28, 2002

Morning has broken MR. Coffee has spoken The familiar wake-up call sings to my ears I wake with a shrug To the floor with a thud Where in this hellhole is my coffee mug? I can now fac...

ballyhoo ballyhooOG 2001

YEAH IAN!!!! LAGWAGONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

at the talent show this kid read a poem about how when he's 41 he'll be a big jerk and drink coffee, and how when he was 16 coffee tasted like chalk.

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