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Too many females up in this joint?

iwz by iwz · Sep 3, 2004 · 944 views

I recently discovered that girls, for some reason, are much more addicted to this site than guys. There's a ton of estrogen floating around this place.

I think it's because of all the drama that goes on here; kinda like how all girls get addicted to soap operas: they can't withstand all that drama. Guys never get addicted to soap operas.

I've also noticed that most of these girls talk about female celebrities a lot more than the guys do. Is that odd? I don't think so, because girls are definitely more into "celebrities" in general. Kinda like how girls are more into makeup than guys.

One thing that is surprising, tho, is that even tho this place is so girly, kittens, puppies and hello kitty aren't talked about nearly as much as you would think.

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yay #19 yayOG 2004

bump

iwz #18 iwz

BUMMMMPPP

rocksupastar #18.1 rocksupastarFounder

when ur right... ur right.

thefunkyfresh #18.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

i say do something about it! start banning!

yay #18.2.1 yayOG 2004

starting with mike

rocksupastar #18.2.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

Number 1 users on eZabel can't be banned.... You should probably start with the users that have 3 letter login names....

yay yayOG 2004

i wish i was the number one girl

sunshyne #18.3 sunshyneOG 2004

i fail to see the relevance. is it bc i am a part of the problem?

iwz #18.3.1 iwz

haha, summer, don't give yourself that much credit :P

this is just a sarcastic tongue-in-cheek commentary

sunshyne #18.3.1.1 sunshyneOG 2004

i get it. this is like when my mother told me i might as well quit my job bc my income was insignificant.

iwz #17 iwz

i will now take advantage of the ladies:

http://www.FreeHandbags.com/default.aspx?referer=10034688

free handbag haha

sunshyne #17.1 sunshyneOG 2004

"i will now take advantage of the ladies" cha! that is soo wrong!

iwz #17.1.1 iwz

hahaha, nbl :P

malibu #16 malibuOG 2001

there were studies that women get more addicted to the game of tetris than men. i know my mom was obsessed with it and would see puzzle pieces falling in her sleep so maybe ezabel is the new tetris for women. they just become more addicted. rock on girls.

aviator #15 aviatorOG 2004

well 1) I agree with most of Ian's statements
2) I disagree with guys not getting addicted to soap operas. My grandfather was a rather big fan of the Young and The Restless and when he retired he watched it every day for almost 20 years. But hes not the only one I would consider to enjoy those. LOL

rocksupastar #15.1 rocksupastarFounder

how the heck did you post this?

malibu #15.1.1 malibuOG 2001

generally you do it by hitting the reply button and then typing words in the blank white box. is it different for you on your planet?

iwz #15.1.1.1 iwz

haha.. aviator is banned for 6 months. i screwed it up tho, and he was unbanned for a few hours.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

you're fired man

originalsnob #15.2 originalsnobOG 2004 offtopic

Am I allowed to be nosey (as is my custom) how'd this Aviator fellow (isn't fellow a great word, just rolls off the-)
Ah hem , that is to say. How did this Aviator fellow, get banned?

suchgr8heights #15.2.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

isn't it obvious?

He's a salty donut in a crockpot of misery using Ezabel as his host to act out and make people severely annoyed.

So sad but THANK GOD!

tinser #15.2.1.1 tinserOG 2002

where's the love?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Fresh out...ask the Black-eyed Peas

I'm really not that mean...

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha

no, i dont think you're mean...clearly there are issues between aviator and others...who knows who is right or wrong...probably neither party, usually these things have a degree of misunderstanding and a degree of people being right/wrong

anywho...point was, i dont think you're mean, haha

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Haha :)

well I would SO love to enlighten you on this but I shall hold it in for fear of banning.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

My sentiments exactly, we don't know the whole story. Of course, I take it a little further in saying that because we don't know the whole story we're not interested in seeing everyone fight and be like PMS-y girls on Ezabel 24/7 cause they can't take it elsewhere. Okay..I'm feeling happy now.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

I LUV it! well said.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

you are well beyond your years in wisdom my dear.

sunshyne #14 sunshyneOG 2004

if there was a fem forum i could say: i need advil, choc, a heating pad and a soft blanket stat! without worrying about making the fellas cringe.

socalgal #14.1 socalgalOG 2003

isn't it funny how they cringe when things like that are mentioned....they act as if you said "i'm going to murder your family"

suchgr8heights #14.2 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

D'ya hear that IWZ?? put that in your plans for 2.0

iwz #14.2.1 iwz

you're all banned! banned i say!

sunshyne #14.2.1.1 sunshyneOG 2004

poor ian.

socalgal #14.2.1.2 socalgalOG 2003

you're gonna make us cry =( *hahaha*

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

oooooh ian... ban them, ban them!!! lol i wonder what eZabel would be like with NO women on it...

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I know what it would be like:

rocksupastar: Matt is GAY! Everyone guess what? Matt is SO gay!
the funky fresh: YOUR MOM!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

as apposed to
SuchGR8Heights : Hm, i think i broke a nail, oh my oh my... let me write a poem about it

Socalgal : oh its ok hunny girl baby... lets all hang out and watch some chick flicks and eat cookie dough

Juicymango : oh yesssss, and i can photograph all of it with my cutsie new camera... YAY!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

ROFL! I never talk about my nails and you like my poems :p

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha... seriously

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

well this is exactly why we'd like our own forum...ban me you oppressive wolves!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder suchgr8heights

im not opressive... i just like making fun of you guys, it fills in my day.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 rocksupastar

not you so much...

iwz : you're all banned! banned i say!

iwz iwz suchgr8heights

banned again!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

hahaha this is quite humorous, although I am the most non-girly girl ever. But, I do have moments of girly-girlness

iwz iwz

i just went shopping weee and check out my ug boots that i got on saaale oooh so comfy

haha it's the imitation thread all over again

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 iwz

hahaha geez, i say ONE freakin girly thing per year and i get reamed for it. Nice.

nerd!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 juicymango

Haha, it was such perfect timing for that musing..you gave them ammo.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

HAHAHAHA.....and ian gave you back your privleges BECAUSE....???

iwz iwz

i'm second guessing myself now, believe me.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

AHHHHHH! I LUV IT 'Lana you're so wise and insightful...oh yeah and this is sooo true :-P

ilikebirds #14.3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Why would guys cringe about that..? I dont get it.

It happens it's natural

What I dont understand is when girls really do get pissy at that time. I've known hunnies that you couldn't even tell that they had their aunt flo visit.. and then there are others that get soooo moody it's unbearable.. That is frustrating

suchgr8heights #14.3.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I don't any of those side-effects...but occasionally at the very beginning I'll notice my emotions go high and then real low but then that's it.

juicymango #14.3.2 juicymangoOG 2003

I sometimes get moody - it's the hormoneses. But a lot of time I can tell that I'm moody because it's very frustrating - not just to others, to ME also, all these emotions just like flow in and out and you can't really control them. And suddenly I get all sensitive about stupid crap.

I have been known to call up my husband and say "dude, i'm sooo PMS-ing i'm so sorry i just got all upset because of something that's TOTALy not a big deal"

and we have a chuckle and move on

I don't use it as an excuse to be pissy. I notice it, and nip it in the butt ASAP.

suchgr8heights #14.3.2.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

word, you said it.

juicymango #14.3.2.2 juicymangoOG 2003

however, don't EVERRRR say to a girl "hey, are you PMS'ing cos you're being real pissy"

haha we hate that

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

yea it's like goin up to a girl, rubbing her stomach and saying awww congratulations! You're preggers! and she totally isn't lol well maybe not THAT insulting.

socalgal #14.3.2.3 socalgalOG 2003

LOL wait till you turn 30. its BAD! LOL

i can tell though when i'm in that "mode" so i just stay out of everyone's way! LOL

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

YES i can't wait to be 30. hahahaha...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

NOOOOO its the WORST emotional rollercoaster! one minute you wanna kick everyone and their gramma, then the next you feel like crying cause you almost DID kick gramma.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

seek help

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hey at least i have an excuse, whats yours? yeah....THANK YOU!

sunshyne #14.3.3 sunshyneOG 2004

i think my mood depends on how uncomfortable i am. i dont really get "pissy" but im less happy than usual. pollyanna goes on vacation.

iwz #14.3.4 iwz

thanks for girlying up my anti-wimenz thread

sunshyne #14.3.4.1 sunshyneOG 2004

you are so welcome!

juicymango #14.3.4.2 juicymangoOG 2003

Hah that's what you get for being anti-womenz you ghey!

*Owned

suchgr8heights #14.3.4.3 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

NaNa-NaBooboo

"grand will be our victory song!"

ilikebirds #14.3.5 ilikebirdsOG 2002

ALL i'm saying is if you're one of these chicks who gets all fiesty and female doggy.. dont come up to me and ask " does this make me look fat" .. because whatever i say or how fast i say it... it's not fast enough.. and you're still gonna be pissed.

Just take your midol.. and we'll sit down and cuddle or chat about something that'll make you feel better. but don't go asking questions to start fights.

END OF DISCUSSION. MOVE ALONG

rocksupastar #14.3.5.1 rocksupastarFounder

tai pham... you are my hero.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

women are just too dramatic sometimes.. and they over complicate stuff for no reason. just gotta lay down the law and simplify things for them.. and life will be good. it will be. it's meant to be. done .. wapish!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

and i'm not saying all women... all the time..
... it just happens. thats all

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

I'm impressed with this string of comments. Seriously, I find myself agreeing with this line of thought. And no I'm not a trader to my own kind yet, I can definately see the validity of your observations and the application of your reasoning. Good stuff Ty!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Haha, trader. like trader joes?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i must agree with the drama reference. most are TOO much WAY too much drama.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

True that but ya'll need to understand that when women are surfin' the crimson wave it's not always in their control to act normal. It's not as if they WANT to be difficult.

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, every female should be legally declared insane once a month

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

i dont think so... if so, i want my insanity day too!!!!!

tinser tinserOG 2002 rocksupastar

haha, nope, girls only!

day!? women wish.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Alright Cher where's Summer for yet another Clueless reference?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

nice! *high five*

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hahahaha.... wow... sorry, i just found this hilarious.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

sorry to come in late...and what were the dates of these alleged tardies?

tinser tinserOG 2002

and may i remind you that it does not say rsvp on the statue of liberty!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004

please mark this informative.

originalsnob #14.3.5.2 originalsnobOG 2004

Actually, this is okay with me...do you have any friends just like you but, with dimples? If you're for REAL you're my hero to.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

one of a kind. take it or leave it

tinser tinserOG 2002

its ty, you gotta take it

hunkpapap #14.3.6 hunkpapapOG 2003

I hate when girls are all pissy and such because of 'The Plague' and then claim it's not because of it at all...

hunkpapap #14.3.6.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

I swear i never said this one....

thefunkyfresh #14.4 thefunkyfreshFounder

how did i miss this thread? Maybe i just totally blocked it out of my memory

fivezero #14.4.1 fivezeroOG 2003

with the infinitum of variables and situations that make up the basis of this massive...i'd say just keep on walking, pretend you never saw this.

superhero #13 superheroOG 2004

american girls....all weather and noise...

forrestina #13.1 forrestinaOG 2002

why are all american girls so rough

fivezero #13.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

dang, a girl can't ever hurt you enough

ophelia #12 opheliaOG 2003

there's no such thing, as "too many girls"...like..that concept doesn't register in my mind

thatdarngirl #11 thatdarngirlOG 2002

There's too man he-males up in here.

ophelia #11.1 opheliaOG 2003

what?...are u on crack, girls definately out wheigh guys on this site....

thatdarngirl #11.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I didn't say there were more guys then girls..just that there were too many!

Give us Angelina Jolie and we shall be happy!!

tinser #11.1.2 tinserOG 2002

please please tell me you were kidding with that spelling of weigh

ophelia #11.1.2.1 opheliaOG 2003

well i mean, i wasn't kidding, i just type really fast and sometimes my finger will hit a letter i didn't mean for it to hit..haha..the word weigh's used way to often for me not to know how to spell it

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, okay good...just as long as you didnt think it was spelled like that fo' real

thefunkyfresh #11.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

at least we don't have that many she-males though

thatdarngirl #11.2.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Unlike the real world house in philly!

suchgr8heights #11.2.1.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

see the premiere last nite???

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

But of course! Lets take it to the tv forum

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

my thought exactly...

tinser #10 tinserOG 2002

well, a few months ago dan was teaching me to be a guy...perhaps he can just get a camp together for all the girls

socalgal #10.1 socalgalOG 2003

seriously, having male friends keeps you totally enlightened

perrin #9 perrinOG 2004

It is so true I was actually just thinking that the other day.

originalsnob #8 originalsnobOG 2004

I don't think I've mentioned a celebrity, make-up, or the like of thesegirly notions. Definately more people oriented on this end ...just wanna know what's up with whoever.
People are great LOL!!! :-P Booooo on the seperate site idea because EWE

sunshyne #7 sunshyneOG 2004

cordon off the girls to a separate site?! how would macking proceed?

forrestina #7.1 forrestinaOG 2002

haha we'll have to have mixers like when all girl or all boy camps get together and have a dance (do they do this in real life or just in movies?)

specialk #7.1.1 specialkOG 2003

SOCK HOP!! Par-TAYYYY!!!!!

malibu #7.1.1.1 malibuOG 2001

hahaha. you just said sock hop. i love you. i always kinda wanted to have like a theme party like that but i know most people wouldn't dress up. i love you for saying that though.

specialk specialkOG 2003

Aww, that's awesome! I'd wanna wear the poodle skirt, hahahah!!! That's so COOL!!! :)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

who needs MOST people

malibu malibuOG 2001

well if you were having a party you would need most people to come. or else you'd be there in your poodle skirt by yourself.

specialk specialkOG 2003

Which isn't all that bad.......:)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

dang that's a sad picture

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I'd be there with you in my poodle skirt!!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

and saddle shoes!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

I would seriously show up in my greaser outfit at a sock hop...

thatdarngirl #6 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I <3 Hello Kitty!

ilikebirds #5 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Ian, the only GUY to complain about TOO MANY girls. a little ghey isn't it?

yay #5.1 yayOG 2004

having more ezabel points are way better than girls

superhero #4 superheroOG 2004

all i know is, matt kelly with out a shirt is like, messed up. i think you women should all discuss THAT for a while.

hunkpapap #4.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

when are we gonna get a picture of Dan without a shirt? I mean lets see if those hours at the gym were well spent...

rocksupastar #4.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

yeah seriously, he makes fun of my manboobs... lets see the pecs!!!

suchgr8heights #4.1.1.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

TOO MUCH INFORMATION

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

why?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah, whats the big deal?..i mean, man boobs are a part of life..well...a part of mikes life

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yeah, seriously... nothing wrong with some manboobage....

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

:) I like how you guys are convincing yourselves. STICK IT TO THE MANboobs! just call 'em moobs, creates less of a mental pic.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

are you trying to say that im not good enough of a mental image for you?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

darnit, I thought you'd be distracted by the stick it to the man reference...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder suchgr8heights

nah, good try tho

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahaha. moobs. i love it.

tinser tinserOG 2002

in my adolescent development class, they said that all guys boobs get bigger when they hit puberty...maybe, mike just got stuck there

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

ohhhh, she said your mom

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yeah, im stuck in puberty... explains alot...

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

does your voice squeak too?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder suchgr8heights

yeah, you have a problem with that?

B
brothermanOG 2004

Mike just eats too many cheetos. LOL!

malibu #4.1.1.2 malibuOG 2001

the trombone player of the rx bnadits had awesome pecs and a 6 pac but it was weird b/c there was a straight line across his stomach for when he breathes in so that he can play.

thefunkyfresh #4.2 thefunkyfreshFounder

u know i'm sexy dan

socalgal #3 socalgalOG 2003

having girls on the site gives you guys an insight to us. besides the majority of the girls on here talk about sports and know what they're talking about and can play with the boys.

its not all about make-up and clothes.

i haven't noticed and drama but i have noticed some boys not being nice to each other

ilikebirds #3.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

yo i'll give you drama. i cheated on you with your best friend.. thats right.. she's a better masseuse than you are

socalgal #3.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

oh you went there....

flomojopoanode #3.1.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

G, is this a family guy reference?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

sorry hun, its a "ghetto girl" reference

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I reads ya, sistah. (how's that for GHET-TOE?)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

ghetto fabulous my darling

specialk specialkOG 2003

"I like 'em G-H-E-TT-O."

specialk specialkOG 2003

That's my tribute to Lil' Bow Wow. :)

originalsnob #3.2 originalsnobOG 2004

You speak the truth... I nod in your general direction, most insightful socalgal

socalgal #3.2.1 socalgalOG 2003

why thank you my dear! =)

perrin #3.3 perrinOG 2004

Well I never said it was a bad thing just noticed that it was the case. :-)

sunshyne #2 sunshyneOG 2004

hey, i havent noticed much drama. although, i did notice the other day when i broached a problematic topic i was dealing with, several guys responded. guys seem to talk when asked to talk. maybe your problem is a lack of talkative guys. start recruiting!

suchgr8heights #2.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

True! The guys are all over the journals and forums but not so much in the musings...why is that?

hunkpapap #2.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

i remember a time when you'd get scolded for the non sequitir that passes for musings these days...

suchgr8heights #1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Uh...that poll needs more options.

flomojopoanode #1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

want to suggest some?

suchgr8heights #1.1.1 suchgr8heightsOG 2003

Create a girls only Forum? (how iwz would enforce that I dunno) or how about leave it as is? This thread is weak to begin with...the drama? It's not to the extent where it's a problem. Create a Girlzabel? No way, you guys would be SO bored without us and vice versa. Encourage sports talk? There's a place for that in the forum so... and Ban all girls? C'mon now, what reasons would you have for that? *flinch* Dare I ask?

iwz #1.1.1.1 iwz

please turn on your sarcasm detector

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I saw that coming...so guess that's...it. lol Just trying to post in your little thread buddy.

iwz iwz

haha :P

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