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iwz by iwz · Sep 3, 2004 · 955 views · ·

I recently discovered that girls, for some reason, are much more addicted to this site than guys. There's a ton of estrogen floating around this place.

I think it's because of all the drama that goes on here; kinda like how all girls get addicted to soap operas: they can't withstand all that drama. Guys never get addicted to soap operas.

I've also noticed that most of these girls talk about female celebrities a lot more than the guys do. Is that odd? I don't think so, because girls are definitely more into "celebrities" in general. Kinda like how girls are more into makeup than guys.

One thing that is surprising, tho, is that even tho this place is so girly, kittens, puppies and hello kitty aren't talked about nearly as much as you would think.

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yay yayOG 2004 ·

bump

iwz iwz ·

BUMMMMPPP

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rocksupastarFounder ·

when ur right... ur right.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i say do something about it! start banning!

yay yayOG 2004 ·

starting with mike

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rocksupastarFounder ·

Number 1 users on eZabel can't be banned.... You should probably start with the users that have 3 letter login names....

yay yayOG 2004 ·

i wish i was the number one girl

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

i fail to see the relevance. is it bc i am a part of the problem?

iwz iwz ·

haha, summer, don't give yourself that much credit :P

this is just a sarcastic tongue-in-cheek commentary

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

i get it. this is like when my mother told me i might as well quit my job bc my income was insignificant.

iwz iwz ·

i will now take advantage of the ladies:

http://www.FreeHandbags.com/default.aspx?referer=10034688

free handbag haha

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

"i will now take advantage of the ladies" cha! that is soo wrong!

iwz iwz ·

hahaha, nbl :P

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

there were studies that women get more addicted to the game of tetris than men. i know my mom was obsessed with it and would see puzzle pieces falling in her sleep so maybe ezabel is the new tetris for women. they just become more addicted. rock on girls.

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

well 1) I agree with most of Ian's statements
2) I disagree with guys not getting addicted to soap operas. My grandfather was a rather big fan of the Young and The Restless and when he retired he watched it every day for almost 20 years. But hes not the only one I would consider to enjoy those. LOL

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rocksupastarFounder ·

how the heck did you post this?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

generally you do it by hitting the reply button and then typing words in the blank white box. is it different for you on your planet?

iwz iwz ·

haha.. aviator is banned for 6 months. i screwed it up tho, and he was unbanned for a few hours.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

you're fired man

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 offtopic ·

Am I allowed to be nosey (as is my custom) how'd this Aviator fellow (isn't fellow a great word, just rolls off the-)
Ah hem , that is to say. How did this Aviator fellow, get banned?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

isn't it obvious?

He's a salty donut in a crockpot of misery using Ezabel as his host to act out and make people severely annoyed.

So sad but THANK GOD!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

where's the love?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

Fresh out...ask the Black-eyed Peas

I'm really not that mean...

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

haha

no, i dont think you're mean...clearly there are issues between aviator and others...who knows who is right or wrong...probably neither party, usually these things have a degree of misunderstanding and a degree of people being right/wrong

anywho...point was, i dont think you're mean, haha

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

Haha :)

well I would SO love to enlighten you on this but I shall hold it in for fear of banning.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

My sentiments exactly, we don't know the whole story. Of course, I take it a little further in saying that because we don't know the whole story we're not interested in seeing everyone fight and be like PMS-y girls on Ezabel 24/7 cause they can't take it elsewhere. Okay..I'm feeling happy now.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I LUV it! well said.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

you are well beyond your years in wisdom my dear.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

if there was a fem forum i could say: i need advil, choc, a heating pad and a soft blanket stat! without worrying about making the fellas cringe.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

isn't it funny how they cringe when things like that are mentioned....they act as if you said "i'm going to murder your family"

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

D'ya hear that IWZ?? put that in your plans for 2.0

iwz iwz ·

you're all banned! banned i say!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

poor ian.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

you're gonna make us cry =( *hahaha*

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rocksupastarFounder ·

oooooh ian... ban them, ban them!!! lol i wonder what eZabel would be like with NO women on it...

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

I know what it would be like:

rocksupastar: Matt is GAY! Everyone guess what? Matt is SO gay!
the funky fresh: YOUR MOM!

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rocksupastarFounder ·

as apposed to
SuchGR8Heights : Hm, i think i broke a nail, oh my oh my... let me write a poem about it

Socalgal : oh its ok hunny girl baby... lets all hang out and watch some chick flicks and eat cookie dough

Juicymango : oh yesssss, and i can photograph all of it with my cutsie new camera... YAY!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

ROFL! I never talk about my nails and you like my poems :p

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

haha... seriously

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

well this is exactly why we'd like our own forum...ban me you oppressive wolves!

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rocksupastarFounder · suchgr8heights

im not opressive... i just like making fun of you guys, it fills in my day.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 · rocksupastar

not you so much...

iwz : you're all banned! banned i say!

iwz iwz · suchgr8heights

banned again!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

hahaha this is quite humorous, although I am the most non-girly girl ever. But, I do have moments of girly-girlness

iwz iwz ·

i just went shopping weee and check out my ug boots that i got on saaale oooh so comfy

haha it's the imitation thread all over again

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 · iwz

hahaha geez, i say ONE freakin girly thing per year and i get reamed for it. Nice.

nerd!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 · juicymango

Haha, it was such perfect timing for that musing..you gave them ammo.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHAHAHA.....and ian gave you back your privleges BECAUSE....???

iwz iwz ·

i'm second guessing myself now, believe me.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

AHHHHHH! I LUV IT 'Lana you're so wise and insightful...oh yeah and this is sooo true :-P

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Why would guys cringe about that..? I dont get it.

It happens it's natural

What I dont understand is when girls really do get pissy at that time. I've known hunnies that you couldn't even tell that they had their aunt flo visit.. and then there are others that get soooo moody it's unbearable.. That is frustrating

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

I don't any of those side-effects...but occasionally at the very beginning I'll notice my emotions go high and then real low but then that's it.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

I sometimes get moody - it's the hormoneses. But a lot of time I can tell that I'm moody because it's very frustrating - not just to others, to ME also, all these emotions just like flow in and out and you can't really control them. And suddenly I get all sensitive about stupid crap.

I have been known to call up my husband and say "dude, i'm sooo PMS-ing i'm so sorry i just got all upset because of something that's TOTALy not a big deal"

and we have a chuckle and move on

I don't use it as an excuse to be pissy. I notice it, and nip it in the butt ASAP.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

word, you said it.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

however, don't EVERRRR say to a girl "hey, are you PMS'ing cos you're being real pissy"

haha we hate that

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

yea it's like goin up to a girl, rubbing her stomach and saying awww congratulations! You're preggers! and she totally isn't lol well maybe not THAT insulting.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

LOL wait till you turn 30. its BAD! LOL

i can tell though when i'm in that "mode" so i just stay out of everyone's way! LOL

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

YES i can't wait to be 30. hahahaha...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

NOOOOO its the WORST emotional rollercoaster! one minute you wanna kick everyone and their gramma, then the next you feel like crying cause you almost DID kick gramma.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

seek help

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

hey at least i have an excuse, whats yours? yeah....THANK YOU!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

i think my mood depends on how uncomfortable i am. i dont really get "pissy" but im less happy than usual. pollyanna goes on vacation.

iwz iwz ·

thanks for girlying up my anti-wimenz thread

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

you are so welcome!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

Hah that's what you get for being anti-womenz you ghey!

*Owned

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

NaNa-NaBooboo

"grand will be our victory song!"

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

ALL i'm saying is if you're one of these chicks who gets all fiesty and female doggy.. dont come up to me and ask " does this make me look fat" .. because whatever i say or how fast i say it... it's not fast enough.. and you're still gonna be pissed.

Just take your midol.. and we'll sit down and cuddle or chat about something that'll make you feel better. but don't go asking questions to start fights.

END OF DISCUSSION. MOVE ALONG

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rocksupastarFounder ·

tai pham... you are my hero.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

women are just too dramatic sometimes.. and they over complicate stuff for no reason. just gotta lay down the law and simplify things for them.. and life will be good. it will be. it's meant to be. done .. wapish!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

and i'm not saying all women... all the time..
... it just happens. thats all

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I'm impressed with this string of comments. Seriously, I find myself agreeing with this line of thought. And no I'm not a trader to my own kind yet, I can definately see the validity of your observations and the application of your reasoning. Good stuff Ty!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Haha, trader. like trader joes?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i must agree with the drama reference. most are TOO much WAY too much drama.

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

True that but ya'll need to understand that when women are surfin' the crimson wave it's not always in their control to act normal. It's not as if they WANT to be difficult.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yeah, every female should be legally declared insane once a month

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rocksupastarFounder ·

i dont think so... if so, i want my insanity day too!!!!!

tinser tinserOG 2002 · rocksupastar

haha, nope, girls only!

day!? women wish.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Alright Cher where's Summer for yet another Clueless reference?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

nice! *high five*

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rocksupastarFounder ·

hahahaha.... wow... sorry, i just found this hilarious.

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

sorry to come in late...and what were the dates of these alleged tardies?

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

and may i remind you that it does not say rsvp on the statue of liberty!

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

please mark this informative.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Actually, this is okay with me...do you have any friends just like you but, with dimples? If you're for REAL you're my hero to.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

one of a kind. take it or leave it

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

its ty, you gotta take it

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

I hate when girls are all pissy and such because of 'The Plague' and then claim it's not because of it at all...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

I swear i never said this one....

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

how did i miss this thread? Maybe i just totally blocked it out of my memory

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

with the infinitum of variables and situations that make up the basis of this massive...i'd say just keep on walking, pretend you never saw this.

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

american girls....all weather and noise...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

why are all american girls so rough

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

dang, a girl can't ever hurt you enough

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

there's no such thing, as "too many girls"...like..that concept doesn't register in my mind

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

There's too man he-males up in here.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

what?...are u on crack, girls definately out wheigh guys on this site....

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I didn't say there were more guys then girls..just that there were too many!

Give us Angelina Jolie and we shall be happy!!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

please please tell me you were kidding with that spelling of weigh

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

well i mean, i wasn't kidding, i just type really fast and sometimes my finger will hit a letter i didn't mean for it to hit..haha..the word weigh's used way to often for me not to know how to spell it

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

haha, okay good...just as long as you didnt think it was spelled like that fo' real

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

at least we don't have that many she-males though

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Unlike the real world house in philly!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

see the premiere last nite???

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

But of course! Lets take it to the tv forum

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

my thought exactly...

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

well, a few months ago dan was teaching me to be a guy...perhaps he can just get a camp together for all the girls

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

seriously, having male friends keeps you totally enlightened

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

It is so true I was actually just thinking that the other day.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I don't think I've mentioned a celebrity, make-up, or the like of thesegirly notions. Definately more people oriented on this end ...just wanna know what's up with whoever.
People are great LOL!!! :-P Booooo on the seperate site idea because EWE

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

cordon off the girls to a separate site?! how would macking proceed?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

haha we'll have to have mixers like when all girl or all boy camps get together and have a dance (do they do this in real life or just in movies?)

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

SOCK HOP!! Par-TAYYYY!!!!!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahaha. you just said sock hop. i love you. i always kinda wanted to have like a theme party like that but i know most people wouldn't dress up. i love you for saying that though.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Aww, that's awesome! I'd wanna wear the poodle skirt, hahahah!!! That's so COOL!!! :)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

who needs MOST people

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

well if you were having a party you would need most people to come. or else you'd be there in your poodle skirt by yourself.

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

Which isn't all that bad.......:)

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

dang that's a sad picture

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I'd be there with you in my poodle skirt!!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

and saddle shoes!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

I would seriously show up in my greaser outfit at a sock hop...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I <3 Hello Kitty!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Ian, the only GUY to complain about TOO MANY girls. a little ghey isn't it?

yay yayOG 2004 ·

having more ezabel points are way better than girls

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

all i know is, matt kelly with out a shirt is like, messed up. i think you women should all discuss THAT for a while.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

when are we gonna get a picture of Dan without a shirt? I mean lets see if those hours at the gym were well spent...

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rocksupastarFounder ·

yeah seriously, he makes fun of my manboobs... lets see the pecs!!!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

TOO MUCH INFORMATION

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rocksupastarFounder ·

why?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

yeah, whats the big deal?..i mean, man boobs are a part of life..well...a part of mikes life

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rocksupastarFounder ·

yeah, seriously... nothing wrong with some manboobage....

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

:) I like how you guys are convincing yourselves. STICK IT TO THE MANboobs! just call 'em moobs, creates less of a mental pic.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

are you trying to say that im not good enough of a mental image for you?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

darnit, I thought you'd be distracted by the stick it to the man reference...

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rocksupastarFounder · suchgr8heights

nah, good try tho

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahaha. moobs. i love it.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

in my adolescent development class, they said that all guys boobs get bigger when they hit puberty...maybe, mike just got stuck there

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

ohhhh, she said your mom

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rocksupastarFounder ·

yeah, im stuck in puberty... explains alot...

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

does your voice squeak too?

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rocksupastarFounder · suchgr8heights

yeah, you have a problem with that?

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Mike just eats too many cheetos. LOL!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

the trombone player of the rx bnadits had awesome pecs and a 6 pac but it was weird b/c there was a straight line across his stomach for when he breathes in so that he can play.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

u know i'm sexy dan

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

having girls on the site gives you guys an insight to us. besides the majority of the girls on here talk about sports and know what they're talking about and can play with the boys.

its not all about make-up and clothes.

i haven't noticed and drama but i have noticed some boys not being nice to each other

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yo i'll give you drama. i cheated on you with your best friend.. thats right.. she's a better masseuse than you are

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

oh you went there....

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

G, is this a family guy reference?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

sorry hun, its a "ghetto girl" reference

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I reads ya, sistah. (how's that for GHET-TOE?)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

ghetto fabulous my darling

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

"I like 'em G-H-E-TT-O."

specialk specialkOG 2003 ·

That's my tribute to Lil' Bow Wow. :)

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

You speak the truth... I nod in your general direction, most insightful socalgal

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

why thank you my dear! =)

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Well I never said it was a bad thing just noticed that it was the case. :-)

sunshyne sunshyneOG 2004 ·

hey, i havent noticed much drama. although, i did notice the other day when i broached a problematic topic i was dealing with, several guys responded. guys seem to talk when asked to talk. maybe your problem is a lack of talkative guys. start recruiting!

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

True! The guys are all over the journals and forums but not so much in the musings...why is that?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

i remember a time when you'd get scolded for the non sequitir that passes for musings these days...

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

Uh...that poll needs more options.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

want to suggest some?

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

Create a girls only Forum? (how iwz would enforce that I dunno) or how about leave it as is? This thread is weak to begin with...the drama? It's not to the extent where it's a problem. Create a Girlzabel? No way, you guys would be SO bored without us and vice versa. Encourage sports talk? There's a place for that in the forum so... and Ban all girls? C'mon now, what reasons would you have for that? *flinch* Dare I ask?

iwz iwz ·

please turn on your sarcasm detector

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003 ·

I saw that coming...so guess that's...it. lol Just trying to post in your little thread buddy.

iwz iwz ·

haha :P

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