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The Trouble With Afghanistanimation

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by kabulkabulkabulOG 2003
· Sep 4, 2003 · 53 views

Are people aware of this? In my political economy class last year, we discussed the role of Afghanistanimation and its effect on the United States' "War On Terror." Anyway, this Afghanistanimation is a growing rampage in which Afghan terrorists relay messages through cartoons, or "animation," written in their language. This proved to greatly worry President Bush, who launched an all-out attack on deciphering these secret, coded messages. However, all the CIA could interpret is a certain Afghani riddle that seems to be popular in the Middle East, yet it only contained the question, no answer to the riddle. The answer, which could prove crucial to finding mastermind terrorist Osama bin Laden, has eluded even the top government agencies. Their only clue is the question, encoded in the Afghan's native tongue during the cartoon: "What sound does a turkey make while in Afghanistan's capital city?"

It's too much for me. Any insights?

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skaorsk8 #2 skaorsk8OG 2002 offtopic

you know what i want to know...people in ancient antioch...what were they called?? antiochidents?

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#2.1 kabulkabulkabulOG 2003

I don't believe it was "antiochidents," because the "dents" suffix on the word lends itself to a relationship to dentistry, which was still yet to be invented until the 14th century, when Geoffrey Dentist created the practice. I believe it may have been "Antiochites."

skaorsk8 #2.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo. shut up. get out of my thread. it's a JOKE. antioxidants. go away. boooooooooo. poop.

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#2.1.1.1 kabulkabulkabulOG 2003

I don't think antiochidents are a matter of national security at this time, though. For now, the turkeys (turkies?) are of the highest importance.

barrytoastmen #1 barrytoastmenOG 2003 stupid

none because someone has allready killed it

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