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ilikebirds by ilikebirdsOG 2002 · Jul 13, 2006 · 554 views · ·

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In honor of THE OFFICE webisodes starting today. Go to NBC.COM and you too can watch them.

Anyway..

Does anyone have any office nicknames...
Names people call you all the time in the office...

about 60% of the people here call me " s*x bagel "... don't ask.

a few people call me T.e. (pronouced just T ) for " The Experience "
a few call me LL and a few call me Jackie (chan... HIYA!)

Personally I hate them all.

Tai signing off

54 Comments

yay yayOG 2004 ·

i don't really get it, how do you pronounce "s*x bagel", like sstar bagel? sasterisk bagel?

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

haha

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Now I'm MISS SUNSHINE wut the flip gives?!?! I'm really not this I'm more like

Or somewhere in between, yes I've also become obsessed w/ PHOTOSHOP =P

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

I have seen that pic before...

Now Im curious who this is...

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I'd be worried if you've seen this picture anywhere but here =/
I've been hacked LOL!

iwz iwz ·

Why can I only see anything in that second picture if I highlight it?

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

At my new job everyone calls me aaaaah cause theres another Alyssa that I work very closely with... This cracks me up.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

They call me Sunshine here. Obviously they mean the opposite.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

Ever since Todd and Toby left me alone here, no more fun nicknames. Some people adopted one of my afterhours nicknames-Frest

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

hey, what can we say, we're two wild silly crazy guys who are fun, too.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

convafo was the weirdest one i think

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

My nick name was Smiles 1. There was this joke that the intern who worked accross the way (Smiles 2) and I would sit there all day both with permanent smiles. It's funny to know how people see you =)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

that's funny to me because there used to be a strip club in the succasunna circle called smiles 2

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

That's totally what I was thinking!

iwz iwz ·

lol, me too

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

ezabel lunch date!?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that right away too..

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Used to be? It's still there.

iwz iwz ·

yeah seriously, and who calls it the "succasunna" circle???

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Yeah get it right Matt, it WAS the Ledgewood Circle. Now it's the Ledgewood Intersection.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

whatever guys! i had just seen it in passing but obviously you all go there regularly! heathens

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Shush...Not so loud.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Hahaha! That's what you get trying to corrupt a purely innocent thought *bats eyelashes* . Suuuure it's everyone else that are heathens but who was the first to put it out there? I rest my case =P

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

everybody either calls me jpo or jp. which turns out to be awkward any time i'm near john preston(jp)

occassionaly j-money or jrock

but there's one girl that always calls me juliep. b/c she says i remind her of junieb jones &how we musta gone to detective school togehter. very funny.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

Everyone calls funky MattyK... well least i do...

or Slick.... cause hes totally not.

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

i got some. most of the married women around here call me "Love Muffin". One of my bosses calls me "the Pope" because he can never get me on the phone and he knows how much time I spend preaching. As a result, a lot of other people started calling me "The Pope" on job sites and such.

My sister told another one of my bosses (Muffy randomly came in one day) that my name is Fee-Fee. Not cool.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

hahahaha gotta love your siblings. mine told everyone that she and my friends call me cochina. LOL

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

on the contrary that was one of the best days of my life...

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

ha ha ha every time i read this it cracks me up

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

i hate you

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003 ·

for some reason, no matter where i work, people eventually just start calling me by my last name.

I've determined this is because my last name Copus (Koh puhss) is much more fun to say the Jeff (J eh f).

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Same here. In high school AND work. Valentine, Valentino, etc. It doesn't bother me.

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003 ·

yeah, i went almost exclusivly by my last name in high school, but never expected it to continue on into the business world, not that i mind, because i kind of like it

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

yeah i dont mind when they refer to me by my last name cause i really do have a fondness for it! it's pretty darn coolio!!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

true, true. almost as cool as my name. almost.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

i am toddles.

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alexOG 2001 ·

everyone i work with calls me lex...then again, so does everyone else i know.

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

I had two nickname's in an offic environment. one was " MISS THANGGGGGGG" I HATED IT BEYOND all comprehension especially the way this one person said it. There was one more but i can not remember it for the life of me

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i have never really had a nickname :(

one time a guy was calling me Kam for a while, and then i realized taht it was because he thought my name was Cameron

he called me Cameron once and i was really confused but I just let it go, let him call me Cam i guess for a while and then one day he's like "why didn't you tell me your name is not Cameron"

man, i was such a geek haha

this guy was annoying though, i didn't wanna tell him just because i just .. didn't wanna talk to him.. he was creepy

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rocksupastarFounder ·

I had a nickname, but then i changed my name to a symbol... and now im just known as the hot guy formally known as mikeyjoe

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

our boss calls him "big ben" and "tubby"

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alexOG 2001 ·

everyone consistantly calls him the "big fat retard", and "sloppy joe" as well.

iwz iwz ·

my boss calls me gameboy

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003 ·

that makes me laugh for some reason

iwz iwz ·

:(

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003 ·

i'm not laughing AT you, i'm laughing WITH you

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i wanna know about the bagel one thai. LOL

um i have a few:

mexican princess (cause i'm mexican)

beer (cause of my last name)

ADD child (um yeah the obvious)

and gina latina (i hate that one) lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

no one ever calls you Orangina? or GinaColada? or Meximelt? or do they ever, when asking you to do something, say, "are you a mexican? or a mexican't?"

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHAHA there's another one they call me but i cant type that one. LOL i crack up everytime. *you can message me if you wanna know*

one guy called me orangina a while back. LOL

OHHHHH yeah they call me "mexican" i forgot about that one.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

what about gina martina

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

I've had a few.

Brian Boitano. No idea why.

Bobby Valentine. Obvious.

Bee Vee is one that gets used a lot. Obvious.

Oh, and Artificial Intelligence or AI. I've made a few DUMB mistakes. Y'know.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

At a previous office, the same girl alternated calling me "Diana Banana" and "Princess Di". She was pretty annoying.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

yeah, those are the two easiest names for you. weaaakkk. i'd make up some uniquely inflammatory for you.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Yeah. I mean, I'm ok being jabbed at, but at least be creative about it.

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