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juicymango by juicymangoOG 2003 · Apr 3, 2007 · 538 views · ·

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new jersey sucks and the best state to live in is California

the Spiderman movies are terrible

Rush is terrible

Fall Out Boy is awful

Star Wars sucks

Muenster cheese is the best tasting cheese with the dumbest name

Milk should be drank in gallons a day, because we are really all baby cows under our skin

EAT MEAT and kill animals, especially eat a lot of veal

blondes are stupid!

tall people are smarter than short people

diet and exercise are useless, you should actually eat more trans fats, yes YOU, you useless tard, eat trans fats and die quicker

having kids is a complete waste of time

traveling is the only way to live, if you don't travel you are dead to me

Dating at age 15 is okay, as long as one person in the relationship is over 21

Violent video games are okay

Fergie is the ugliest creature to ever exist on the planet, she was okay before all the meth and plastic surgery, but now she just needs to be put out of her misery.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are actually really nice girls and really kind of make me wish I had two daughters who could make L&P their role models

If you have bad breath you should stay home all the time, never go out, and just never talk to anyone. Suicide is also an option.

discuss

73 Comments

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

one time, i accidentally called out Paris Hilton, and she was totally rude to me. that tramp.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

I hate people who annoy me. Esppecially naggers.

nag nag nag nag nag.

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

After we read the family book a few years ago a girl asked me if she was a weeper or a nagger....

I said she was a wagger.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

So she was white and pretended to be a nagger?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

wow, i like birds used to reply to comments

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i love wheel of fortune

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

the womens rutgers basketball team is full of nappy gardening tools

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

haha sleepy noggined gardening tools

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i get nappy after four o'clock.

zzz

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Hahaha you turd

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

this whole thread is ghey.

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hahaha
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discuss :P

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

oh, yeah, and so is your mom, and all your friend's moms. and...

that is all

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why am I still awake? (actually, why am I awake again!?)

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

hmm, I failed to stir up trouble. Oh, well. I tried, Juicy

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

todd, come back when you have something funny or informative to say. you dang dirty ape. how's that?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Doesn't play well with others.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

see, good try, brian, good try. Too bad you fail at life.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

yes, i've failed... at life. lol

nice.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Hahaha ¡Aye parce crecido un par serio! Bri this could be permanent, I might even start using it. "Brian you're the greatest!!! There's just that one thing. You know the one...where you fail at life."

=D

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Men are the Head of every family..and should never ever be questioned on anything. EVER. WE are wise.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

You are on a roll today...Haha...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

I'm always on a roll baby. YOu just need to keep up baby!

Yeaa... you like it when I call you baby dont you, baby

Hmm... things just got awkward between us didn't it.

aWK..... WErrrrrd.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Wow....I'll make sure I never shower in a locker room with you. LOL!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

You forgot the statement:

If your not Italian, than whats the point of living?

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

yeah but i don't agree with the statement, or the incorrect use of the word 'your'

you're

your

you are

learn it

use it

be it

haha

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

yeah and in the context he used it, it's THEN not THAN

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

oh that too!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm going into colvusions now

iwz iwz ·

colvusions?

uuuhhhhhuuuuuhh **SPASM** aaaaaaaahhhccccckkkk aa aa aa uu uuuuu

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

There are two kinds of people in this world:

The idiots that lump everyone into two sweeping, general categories
and
Those like me that hate that

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

hahaha, NICE! VIVA ITALIA!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

italians go home

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I am personally a fan of most things Italian, especially sweet lil' Italian moms... soooo adorable =)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

This comment made me laugh! I just see you like...going up to someone's mom and hugging them a lot.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

haha, me & tina had a convo about this..not so much mom's, but more italian gramma's. Cuz they always have to be really short and round, ya know, a little chunky. It was weird when I met Austin's gramma, cuz she's like 5'10" and thin. She's an imposter gramma. haha (well, she's German & English or something, so I guess it doesn't count) it was just weird to me.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

Unless you've got a hard core italian grandma, like mine was, who always guilts you into doing things and wears nothing but black.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

I hate people who take dancing seriously.

' yo chek chek me out i'm dancing all serious and i'm good '

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i know! i got all the steps of the newest dances and my footwork! look at my footwork! i got it! yeah!

okay, i can barely dance, shut up!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

I hate baby pandas and kittens.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i agree with you

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

You are gay.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

i hate jews?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i was so taken aback by this comment that my yarmulke fell off!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

I had to fan myself with my sheitel.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

my payas totally fell out!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i had to reschedule my bat mitzvah

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i hate gigabytes. terabytes are so sexy. ram makes me want to become a cutter. oh, ram. why?

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

terabytes own me

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

"Violent video games are okay" YAY!

I agree with all of these. No controversy.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

bwahaha yayyyyy

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chuggieOG 2003 ·

word. SW is ok, but otherwise i have no problem with this whole thing. No drama here...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

did you see my first movie, interview? you'll see how i feel about star wars!

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

I've seen it!!! :)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i have failed

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

this is definitely one of those things that like a year or two from now i'm gonna look at it and go... huh? i wrote that?

i'm so high on caffeine right now i'm not going to remember any of this in a few hours

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

i wish i could unblock the ads i've worked so hard to block ... so i could be part of the "Ezabel Cool Club with Ads" because right now i'm only part of the "Ezabel Cool Club who's not Mike"

hey remember that thread we had a while ago where we just insulted each other but the rule was you couldn't get mad? I called Janine up and i was SOOOO pissed b/c of some stuff she said ... and she was like "relax bucko you can dish it out pretty good"

yay yayOG 2004 ·

babies toddlers kids diapers babies ga ga goo goo babies toddlers little kids children babies tots toys babies baby little people

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

migions?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

YIIPPPPEEE socal in da house! lol yeah westside is the best side

baby soiders ARE terrible

awww rush, deep purple, rock and led zepplin too? (1980's song called mugs game by soft cell)

you bite lol

pepper jack cheese rules my world

lactose free milk yipppee skipppy

agreed

MEAT IS MURDER - lol

*and you really need to move here*

theyre fun

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

haha this is so A.D.D. i love it

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

hahaha i misspelled spiders.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

So what you're saying is you don't fart?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

oh, she does. i heard her. on the dance floor.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA um you were around me on the dance floor?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

briefly. until you made it necessary to leave.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

That's nothing! A sister I was with in service last week let out this huge sigh (amongst other things) and left me in the car with it. Oh yes she Farted & Departed! My nostrils were offended =(

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i dont think i ever saw your face....lol

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

haha i'm so bored I am actually cracking myself up and the responses are pretty funny and the ads are pretty funny too

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Hahaha I crack myself up on a regular basis babe, don't worry prevents wrinkles right Gina?

Exactly!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

I am loving the ads on this page.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Hahahaha...This is awesome!

yay yayOG 2004 ·

microsoft is the best i love them

yay yayOG 2004 ·

thai is dumb robot

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

hey what...aww man

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