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frobro by frobroOG 2003 · Oct 22, 2003 · 117 views

A guy bet his neighbor $100 dollars that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet an lost.
Why did he lose the bet?

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#3 ukrainiumOG 2002

Wait!, what if the story is about barbies, but the kids are controlling them and they are talking to a bum and he lives in a box and the bum just woke up so he was dumd and the dog jumped over it.

thefunkyfresh #2 thefunkyfreshFounder

they went on top of the house and the dog jumped. then the dog fell off the roof and landed on the neighbor, killing him instantly. then the dog and his owner ate the neighbor.

bizarret #2.1 bizarretOG 2003

wait, wait, ... no fair... you heard this one before. don't spoil it for everyone else!

ekulu #1 ekuluOG 2002

houses don't jump. unless, of course u count amazing mexican jumping-houses.

flomojopoanode #1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

hahaha, cool, I need to get one of those!

thatdarngirl #1.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002 offtopic

Those little bean things are so amazing, I'm so impressed by them.

bizarret #1.2.1 bizarretOG 2003

one time, on an unassigned territory trip a few years ago, a friend of mine thought we were having demon problems because a few weird things happened. so, the nice person that i am, I and his brother bought mexican jumping beans and inconspicuously placed them on the kitchen counter next to him. they started moving and ... well he flipped out. it was classic!

thatdarngirl #1.2.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

That's so freakin awesome. Like, kinda really mean and wrong but so funny.

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#1.2.1.2 toxicgirlOG 2003

I laughed at this, but this is incredibly mean. If I was this dude, I prolly would have left town that instant screaming Jehovah's name all the way.

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#1.2.1.3 jollycandymanOG 2001

were the problems cause of CD's the guys brought with them?

bizarret bizarretOG 2003

what the...?? how did you know that? actually that's what they thought. so, (and the story continues) 2 guys threw all thier cds in the dumpster that night. not many, only about 400!!!! they both brought ALL of their cds!

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jollycandymanOG 2001 funny

i read it in the young people ask book, it talked about looking out for demo cd's, your name was mentioned, except for your protection it was changed to Jorge

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 stupid

HHAHAHAHA SOMEONE mark that comment as funny

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