EZABEL IS HARBORING AN OUTLAW
by THUG LIFE BABY!!!THUG LIFE!!!
I keeps it gangsta..ya'll kids go, runin' around, singin about it...BUT I LIVE IT!!!!!..& You wanna know WHY I say this?!?!...Well, it's a good thing I learned how to read last week, cause just LOOK wut I just got in the mail......
"Please be advised that a warrent has been issued for your arrest, due to contempt of court in regards to an unanswered traffic offense summons"
Them suckahs don't know what they're messing with though, I mean, as most of you know, I've been known to, um, do, bad, things, &, uh, awwww, alright, I'll quit the hooligan act...This all happened, cause I got a ticket like 6 months ago, went to court for it, the judge is like "Nope, it's not time for you yet, we'll send you a letter of notification to tell you when to come back"...and so, I get NOTHING...and Then, I get this threatening letter..Come to find out, my mom, got the notification letter, & having no idea what it was, filed it away in an area I didn't even know we had in the house...Crazy woman...Now I gota like worry about getting tossed around jail like some horney inmates plaything....
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fake jeremy, don't lie this is just like the time you got arrested comin back from pioneer school.
Whoah!? I never heard of this. Bryan, if we're going to get married you have to tell me these things.
hey, listen, DO you want to take this outside?....I aint gona stand for this back-talk
hhahhahahah. yeah right.
i could totally take you. i recently bought large combat boots for service. on my way to the door i could knock you into the gutter where you belong.
where's all this anger coming from!!!!....i'll buy you some ice cream!!..will that solve things?
wow, bryan... you arent gettin OWNED brotha!
Malibu talks a buncha mess...but, when I bust down her door, gun drawn, & got a buncha rowdey fools in the background lookin all intimidating, she'll back off...or, or I could just get her ice cream like I said b4..cause if that would end the feud i'd much rather just go w/that option
hahaha. how bout we go take all your mean looking and intimidating friends and they can come get ice cream with us??? there's a really cool place by my house that makes amazing flavas. i accept this solution.
see, look @ that!!..a lil ice cream solves everything...just a lil while ago, julia, for reasons unknown to me, was ready to rip my head off..but, that creamy-frozen goodness has broken up yet another feud...
hey, you were the one that was ready to fight. but it is true. all conflicts are resolved with ice cream.
(or if you're in stanhope hall, "just buy them a donut. say can we meet and talk at dunkin donuts and buy them a donut."
HAH!
sothecopcameuptomeandhewaslikeyeahithoughtitoldyoutostopthrowindiceinthealleyandiwaslike YEAH WHATEVER!!!!!!!!
the space bar is the long skinny key on the keyboard.
haha that comment made me happy on the inside...
HAHA! then up comes zaffle and i'm like yo zaffle wat's up, he's like nothin, i'm like that's cool......
cuz this is my united states of whateva!
i love this song soo much!! everytime my french teacher says something to my canadian love, he's turns to me and is like, "yeah so the teacher told me to do this but i was like YEAH WHATEVA!!
make SURE you look up the music video! if you have AOL--they have it in the vid archive. but definitely look it up. it's HILARIOUS.
i had a gun pulled on my once... yea.. right before i crapped my pants.
hahaha, me and you man, we are natural born leaders, but the MAN just keeps on nabbin us... ugg, they must just want us for our bodies. Dont worry, if we get brought down town, i got your back! even if it IS dan hill we are roomin wit!
haha..yeah..there should definitely be a T.V. movie made about this incident
this is funny. i won't tell you why.
i'm in love with you
Yeah, well I'm marrying him!!!
nah yo, i've totally got dibs on bry... beings as hes known me since i was in dipers... haha
please refer to comment number 5!
mel, you gots a man....& I'm friends w/him...so..I doubt marrying you would have a good affect on things....plus, lindsay smells nice
I smell nice? This is something very exciting that I wasn't aware of. OR..does Mel just not smell nice?
I still <3 you Mel even if you don't smell nice!!
yes, in fact I think Calvin Kline should liquify you and sell you for ladies all around the earth to spritz themselves with....CK-Linds..if I go into a sniffing frenzee next time i see you, please forgive me, for I am week and give into impuleses easily....
its ok babe, i still heart u too... even if bryan says i don't smell nice... WAIT A SECOND! lynz is taken! she has a boyfriend! WHAT IS THIS CRAP?!
And the mystery surrounding our relationship keeps growing mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
haha ok first of all, shut up
I'm @ the ring store as we speak!!!!...Now, you may ask yourself, "JUST how is he posting a comment on ezabel, if, he is, in fact, shoping for an engagement ring?"....AH, I could very easily answer this question, but, I prefer to leave you guessing...
Oh! I love the mystery behind our relationship!
haha, so mysterious, even I didn't know about it!!
One time i had to pop a cop cause he wouldn't give my my props in Oaktown... no?
hahahaha...YEAH, I memba dat, phool didn't even see it comin..when you came gunin...capped'm w/you Nine-milli..but dats wut dey get messin w/B 2 da Izzar-T