Early In the Morning
by I'm not really officially awake until I've taken my shower in the morning. It's fairly pointless to talk to me before then because I am not happy. Even then, I'm not really ready to go outside my house until I put my face moisturizer on, it makes my face feel clean! So..what do you people do to make yourself alive, awake, and human in the morning?
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a nice cut of hot choclate wakes me up more than coffee ever will. maybe just cuz i'm around it so much since my sister is a coffee feind but it just doesn't help me.
in the morning, cofee actually makesme sleepy. it only wakes me up if i drink it at night when i should be sleep. but i looove the sleepy feeling that cofee can give me, it's so soothing and makes me really relaxed and calm. it's great
you have A.D.D dude
haha, no i dont think i do (though ive never really thought about the possibility, it would explain lots of thngs if i did have ADD...), it;'s just that if i drink cofee when i'm pretty much awake it's puts me to sleep
I HAVE ADD!!! I HAVE ADD!!! oooooh... look at the blimp... PINEAPPLES!!!
Imagine! a blimp shaped likea pineapple
imagine a pineapple the size of a blimp, with angelina jolie and her adopted kids riding on it, while singing the tibetan national anthem!
oh my doodness!
holy crap that was brilliant
THANK YOU, THANK YOU
shot of scotch will burn so much in the morning it'll wake you up in no time.
Of course, you just imagine it would, right?
I wake up, do my hair, brush my teeth, get dressed, watch espn, and then 3 minutes of cold pizza, then run 10 feet to my bus stop
learning about disgusting STD's in my first period class usually wake me up pretty quickly.
yeah, STD's will get your attention allllll the time
Yay! flashbacks from middle school health classes where my teacher actually made us read out loud the vocabulary for the unit and guess what each word, disease, anatomical part meant. she was gross. and lesbian.
I don't know if I ever feel awake. I got up at 6:25 this morning and I still don't feel awake.
a shower wakes me up too. and i won't go out unless i take a shower. otherwise, i'd feel unsanitary. it takes me some minutes to be normal. when i wake up, i tend to run into things and i'm real slow. i have like a 5 second delay for everything.
I use the word unsanitary all the time.
omg! me too! we should be frieeeeends!!! :D :D :D
How do I wake myself up?..Well, first, I get naked, cover myself w/honey, & then roll around in crackers so that I'm now coated w/a honey-cracker mixture....Then I go outside & let the birds & other suburban-tree creatures feast off of me...Best way to start off the day
man, that joke wasn't even funny when ty started it
ty roles around in crackers & honey?....
rising to the street....
i'm not fully awake till i get in the car with my window down blasting whateva music i feel like that day...thats the only thing that wakes me up....
give me about 20 minutes and i'm set
COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nah not even that
basically when 10 or 11 o'clock rolls around, I come to life. Before then, it's useless. And it doesn't matter what time I go to sleep. I was just not meant to be up before 10.
I wasn't meant to be up before 9..10 is a lot better though! That's why I'm gonna be a college prof. so I can schedule my classes in the afternoon.
i am sooo like thaat
in the morning i just watch movies until i have to leave for work
thank goodness for protein shakes, put some poweder in a blender and move on
Sounds like charmed life, or at least a charmed life of mornings. I wannaa watch movies. What time do you have to go in?