Buy Two Pairs Of Jeans, Get A Free Peep Show
by SO....
I'm @ Aeropostale today...Trying on some boot cut jeans...Checkin myself out in the mirror...Adoring how these jeans accentuate the lovely contour of my lower body...I begin to daydream - I'm @ a party..& all the girls just cannot take their eyes off these amazing jeans, and, the amazing hottie inside of them...I get all of their numbers...One of them, is named Tasha...I hang out w/all of them...Begin to date, all of them..And, systematically break up with them, one by one, boosting my ego & self confidence w/every dump...During the course of this mental movie(category: Fiction/fantasy..@best), I somehow, while taking the pants off, lose my balence(I think i was seeing what the jeans looked like, around my ankles, while I'm doing a hand stand..)And so, instinctively, I grab for the closest thing, to stop my face from meeting the concrete floor..Unfortunately, the closest thing, happened to be, the door knob - And just like that, I go from flirting w/Tasha @ a happenin' house party - to being Aeropostale's newest attraction - the male stripper...Yup...The door, is wide open, and me, I'm standing there in my boxers...Oddly enough, I wasn't that embarassed...A mother covered her preteen daughter's eyes, to sheild her from the glowing manliness I suppose...I didn't even shuffle to shut the door back..I kinda stood there for a second..& soaked in all the wide eyed stares...Then reached for the door knob & said "Ok, you've all seen enough, any more & you'll have to pay" as I closed the changing room door, to their dissapointment...Next target - The Gap...This time, I'm gonna push the envelope...How?..Gota be there to find out...Garden State Plaza...Friday night..7:23pm...
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lol! way to go there, buddy!
We walked by the store today and I had to point and laugh and tell my mom the story. We were dying. Just the way you handled it was amazing!
you were literally 1.5 minutes from me!!..so close i could smell you
that is the most hysterical thing ever!
bryan is the funniest person i have EVER met!! He provides us with endless laughter....when is the next 278 person cell phone conversation gonna take place?! seriously!?!
haha, i dunno, your call...who knew we'd still be pullin prank calls @ our age?....so much fun
yeah....that was way better then actually even going out someplace
"boosting my ego & self confidence w/every dump"<--funny line
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. :)
haha, i'm slowley coming to find that i cannot be embarassed..lol..like, nothing affects me it's weird
No wonder you and Daron are friends...hehehe.
wow. i never realized until you just said that. so true.
you know daron?
Yeah...you met my cousin?
he's been to my house...although, that's not saying much, who hasn't been to my house
Very cool. I did not know that. Have you met Carrie (his sister)?
tinser...help please...
yeah, i remember now...he met daron...and he actually met your brother too, at his house. Carrie...i dont think he ever met...but he was at the witness band show and she was there too
carrie's awesome!....this past august she left her diary in a friend of mine's car, & went back to PA w/out it..i had it for a couple days before i got the chance to send it back...it was SOOOO tempting to open & read...but..i held back..or..DID I?!
Oooohhhhh....tempting. She'd kill you if you read it....literally. She'd kill you dead. :)
Kill you dead as a opposed to what killing him back alive? :-P
he is K.....i think you need to pull a chelios on him.....lol
bryan sweety we need to talk
what's the problem, lol....
o bryan... this could have all been avoiding if u jsut stopped shopping at Aeropostale....
jeans are jeans...especially for guys..lol...they all look the same, i just look @ price