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ophelia by opheliaOG 2003 · Jun 17, 2004 · 213 views · ·

This thread flows like a river...shessomepirate's timbers shiver...ya'll gettin the picture?...

Everything in here must ryhme - screw up the flow, and get fined..

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aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

Wiggiti Wiggiti Wiggiti wack
Down by the bum in Hackensack
How high will he go
straight up to Buffalo
If hes got a dollar give him a kick
just don't kiss him, he'll make you sick
Now keep spinning turn turn turn
this is the story we shall learn
If your from Kentucky you will burn
If your from P.A. You will churn
Now I got my degree from New Orleans
While hangin on the streets with the teens
And I got something y'all really want
Got a lotta trash in the trunk.

aviator aviatorOG 2004 ·

ehh .

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

jake: hey how's the soup today
mike: like it is everyday
jake: oh warm and nasty?
mike: yea like your uncle

yay yayOG 2004 ·

jake: hey hows your foot?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Mike: depends which foot are you talking about.. the one here or the one stuck up your BUTT

yay yayOG 2004 ·

Jake: oh the one up my butt definitely, did you get new shoes? those are nice

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Mike: Yea i made sure i bought the soft cotton kind. hope you like it. i care about you

yay yayOG 2004 ·

Jake: oh thanks, shift to the left, i got an itch. you helping me build a tree fort tonight?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

mike: how's that better? Are we still trying to build that fort to score with the ladies? why dont we just buy a car.. with only a back seat, two pillows, and barry white. i ran out of wood.

yay yayOG 2004 ·

Jake: oh man well yeah lets save the wood for a fire. I'm going to by a ford tuba, I hear they are great and sound awesome.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

you know i was about to repremand you for this NONRHYMING exchange of comments, but, i did some research, and, this all rhymes......in swahilli...so you're off the hook

tinser tinserOG 2002 · ophelia

did you look it up in the swahilli book?

yay yayOG 2004 ·

bob with no hands could only sob,
he could not throw he could not lob,
he couldnt even eat corn on the cob,
but bob one day he met a kid named rob,
and then they tickled each other and had pillow fights and told each other secrets like little girls

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

this little mexican kid once had a bicycle name hank the jew
but now this litle hank had no idea what he didn't knew
so one day they ran around yelling out like pigeons coo coo
so i shot them in the face and made their coo's go moo moo
it's hard to coo when you have a hole in your face doo doo

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i am the walrus goo goo g'joob

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

whhhhaaaaat?????...hahahaha

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

i just don't see how we can keep it up for a long time...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

good thing i'm no longer a mime

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

I juggle tho so hand me a kiwi or or a lime

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

I'm gonna go clean up all the grime

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Just don't put it past it's prime

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

whaddya know, its about that time

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

"time" with "time", you should not rhyme

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

I know you rhymed with prime but sometime before that it was time i'm very anal about rhyme

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Keep steady the chime

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · theremin

you're rhyming is a crime

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 · ilikebirds

will you please stop if i give you a dime?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · socalgal

i'll take you , you sure are fine

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 · ilikebirds

haha you're jsut giving me a line.....

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · socalgal

you're like rungs on a ladder, a step above the rest-shine

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 · ilikebirds

throw yo hands up in the air & show what gang you represent in yo cadillac w/you gangsta lean as you recline

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 · ophelia

if it was the great tribulation and trees where all we had left on earth to eat i'd eat pine

tinser tinserOG 2002 · ophelia

"where" doesn't work in that sentence, if you had used "were" it would have been fine

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 · tinser

i alawys do that when i'm not thinking....my grammar skills since highschool have been sinking....if color was a verb i'd be pinking

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 · ilikebirds

if this was double dare you'd be in a chair gettin doused in slime....

suckah

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Does anyone want a peanut?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

my butt, have you seen it

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

depends on which way you lean it

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

my cows utters are ripe,dont you ween it

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

ending all your sentences with "it" isn't REAL RHYMING you nit wit

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

hey retard..
seen it
wean it
lean it..

all rhymes..

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