A Little Introduction to Your Moderator
by GREETINGS to all who frequent this forum devoted to the edible, I will be your moderator for the foreseeable future, unless somebody usurps my throne via assasination(which is something I'm starting to become fearful of, I found rat poison in my cheeseburger the other day, one of you wants me gone..I think it's time I beefed up security). I figure since I'm going to be moderating each and every statement any of you make, you might as well know a lil bit about me...I'm 6"1", brown eyes, luscious lashes(maybe I'm born w/it..maybe it's maybalene?..i dunno), and CUT ABS...I have a leg upon which people who's name rhymes w/Dan Hill like to grind. And, I enjoy long walks...on the beach. Additionaly, unlike most moderators, I'm easily bribed, and will use my moderation powers in any way asked, for the right price....so uh, yeah, I think I'll open it up to the audience now...feel free to ask me anything about myself, I will answer any question that's answer doesn't incriminate me.
(oh, and I'd appreciate it if you all refered to me in this forum as Sir, Sire, or Your Majesty)
LONG LIVE THE FOOD FORUM!!
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so would this be a bad time to admit that i find you attractive?
Hey, whatever floats your boat..If I just happen to be, the floater, of your boat, then so be it..As long as I don't admit that I'm attracted to you too, than my public reputation stays the same....next question
i hear that u like men.... is that true?
yes, but not sexually..you perverted freak..next question
i found this comment extremely funny because it seems as if you were standing up in the senate to ask this very serious question and then you come out with this one (saying it in a serious voice)
fyi:mel has two voices funny and angry. they both come in one volume-LOUD
hey hey hey! lets not go there...
NOTE: this was said in my funny voice...
are you gonna eat that cheeseburger?
nah, you can have it man...I doggie bagged it, it's in the fridge right now....hope you're cool w/the whole death part though...9/10 doctors agree that rat poison is one of the worst things possible to introduce to your diet...
wow.. my doctor never told me that. he only said an apple a day keeps the doctor away. and then there was an awkward silence and he jumped out the window.
funny, my doctor said "an apple a day kills courtney right away"
heh, that's cute, did he really say that?
haha, no...actually thats my own little quote thingy
haha....would you really die if you ate one?..or, just "...get a lil nasely.." like hill & his supposed lactose intolerance
haha, no...i'm no wimp like hill where i go around complaining about a minor reaction to foods.
I think if i ate like three apples at once...i'd definitely DIE But, one wouldn't kill me, it'd just hurt. And, since my reaction gets worse every time i eat them, if i ate one a day...eventually one would probably be enough to make my throat close completely.
ok, lets stop talking about this, that aint cool, lol
awww. bryan's getting mad about thoughts of his love dying.
that's like this kid i know at skool. he can't be stung by bees. he's already been stung twice. the doctor told him if it happens one more time, he could die. poor him.
i'm allergic to bees too....but i only die when i'm stung by more then one...like in my girl....thats an awesome movie btw!
will this griding business never be laid to rest??
Listen, when you're running for office(or food forum moderator), and jealous people see you in the lead(DAN HILL), and bring up stories such as these, so as to affect public view of you, you have to combat it...
good point "well...i'm telling the truth"
haha...nobody knows what you're talking about but me..lol
no no dont forget mel she was there too. i keep chuckling to myself about it.
I KNO WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT!!