You KF-see what I'm Sayin'?
by Alright - I have many many theories about this wacky world..But...One of them,one that I actually think might be true,has to do with the affect that chicken, and all harmone filled foods, are having on our lil girls...See, in my day, 12 year old girls, LOOKED like 12 year old girls..But..There seems to be a LOT MORE girls nowadays, lil girls, who look anything but lil..For now, we'll refer to them as "Generation Jail Bait"...Ya'll have to agree w/me - there's of course going to be acceptions, but I think on average, girl's physical development is quicker than it used to be...Proportions just AINT right...And I'm not just talking about these make up wearing preteens who want to look older. There's this wave of super developed girls who have the natural facial and bodily features of women..And, I think I'm onto the conspiracy behind it....See...It's the chicken...Farmers pump their chickens FULLLL of estrogen, so as to make their mamaries plumper, and more profitable..Thing is, them there harmones don't die..So..The lil girls go, and partake of the extra crispy goodness..And come out'a the place w/a d-cup..Now, this may be cool for their 13 year old male counterparts, but, when they start tricking older fellas, see, that's when it's just wrong...Something has to be done...I'm planning a secret infiltration of KFC headquarters, so we can retrieve documentation proving the harmful affects of these harmones on preteen girls - then we'll take'm to court..Big ol'lawsuit..Make some money off the suckers
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has it ever occurred to you that we would get feminine looking guys with all this estrogen in chicken?
i was out in service like 4 years ago and an old sister in my hall says, "Do you know the hormones they put in chicken make the girls nowadays have big bosooms?"
ME - No
Her - Oh really Patrick, you must have noticed...
see!!!!....i'm not the only one that's hip to the curnal's tricks
COLONEL. Sorry just got all tinser on you with the spelling..
it DEFINATELY sounds like they're saying curnal..on the commercials..like..seriously..
everytime i read the word colonel in my head i say "colonial" idk why i add an extra syllable then i correct myself "kernel"
hahaha, you just coined a new phrase! i love it!
Spell well or go home people!
why doesn't this, if it's true, make men more women-like?
Um, hello, metrosexuals!?
um hi i want a clear definition of what that is in my ez message within the next ten minutes, thanks
Here's one definition:
metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
—metrosexuality n.
yeah, thanks for that...
*throws away Banana Republic credit card and stupid BMW 3.25i
i've been accused of metrosexuality before...and i shop ANYWHERE but banana republic....
why? that store rules. i look good in everything they sell, with the possible exception of whoever decided pastel colors are in for this year.
i can't take a guy serious who wears a "male cut" pink shirt....no go. i'm all about fashion but a guy needs to look like a "guy" the pastels need to go
i'm manlier than any guy you've ever SEEN when i wear my pink polo.
pink is the new black!
i LUV pink, have a pink pair of stilleto boots makes me feel feminine - but its for ME a girl
yo, there is this EPIDEMIC of these homie guys in my school straight up thugging it in PINK xl tees! it is SO scarey!
eh, it just aint for me...i mean, i'm sure they have like, one pair of jeans that i might wear..but..over all their vibe don't do it for me...not to mention there's mention of an evil fruit in their name
here's another definiton: gay. except without that whole liking men thing.
Oh yeah and what if you didn't get it then what, you going to become one? lol
tooooo lllaaatee
it's all of the gayness with out the actually being gay...
I've got my man purse today.
European Carry-All
speaking of gay i saw 2 dudes holding hands and other stuff on the train last night. I was trying so hard not to laugh cause they were flaming.
whos hot ?
you know what i agree with you, i have a niece in high school (you better keep your eyes off her-lol) and being around some of her freinds, MAN they look so much older than me and i'm like 12 years older than them.
see!..i'm telling you it's nuts....like, there's this girl my little sister used to hang out with, she was like 14 and she could literally pass for anwywher between 18-21
i thought it was jsut the OC thing and all plastic surgery, cause you know thats the "thing" to do among kids here....CRAZY!
man it's worldwide!
Yeah I actually know someone who is like 16 I believe and she looks about 30 I can't quite figure out why she seems to look so old. I hate to see her in 10 years. It's very scary.
heroine has been known to have aging affects too you know
Hey Mike, how old is your sister? ;)
actually, my sis and i were discussing the subject as i told her about this thread and she reminded me it can all depend on genetics, the role could be reversed as they age. When i was younger i looked SO much older and now that i'm older i look younger...maybe i'm jsut in some alternate universe and i'm going to wake up with little green monsters all around me
Senior? What's her plans after High School?
give her my number.
Uh, stay away from my niece....LOL
peta calls them kentucky fried cruelty. it's just a lazy way to make money i think.
Wow. Everyone has noticed this. No one has had the jacobs to articulate it. I've certainly noticed this rash of over-development and it just aint right. Generation Jail Bait.
Timely.
yeah, and the thing that's not fair is, it doesn't work the other way around..most boys either look their age or younger....like..you never catch a 18+ chick checking out a 15 boy under the impression that he's her age or older...if we have to suffer girls should too!
It isn't fair 4 the girls who didn't eat that type of food! While half the guys out there think i'm like 17, the 17 year olds are thought to be 23 & getting the older guys i might be interested in....it's all really backwards. It also tends to be a lot harder to get a job when you look too young.
well maybe if you grew some wrinkles that would change. haha im playin
yea, i sometimes think if i feel older than maybe i'll look older...but i'm not sure thats working. I got like a young vibe or something, lol!
keep that young vibe because it'll come in handy when you reach 30 :P
well at least its a defense mechanism for overpriced adult admission into movie theaters and stuff.
haha, i just gota good idea, thanx ;)
what idea is that?
awwww