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Hamburger, Hamburger, Cheesburger, Pepsi

malibu by malibuOG 2001 · Sep 19, 2003 · 220 views

i couldn't think of what to title this so the above rip-off from SNL is what you get. anyway i was listening to z100 yesterday and they were talking about this new song in europe that is #1 everywhere and its basically talking about "burger king, buger king, mcdonalds and wendy's" all it is is fast food places put to a tune. it was insane. anyone else heard anything about this?

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#5 exitstageleftOG 2003

i forgot to mention there's even a dance that goes with the song. a DANCE! insanity, i tell ya.

malibu #5.1 malibuOG 2001

ooooh that sounds so splendidly stupid that i wanna learn it. do you know this dance?

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#5.1.1 exitstageleftOG 2003

yea...it sort of resembles the funky chicken.

malibu #5.1.1.1 malibuOG 2001

very interesting.

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#4 exitstageleftOG 2003

it's called the fast food song. by a group called the fast food rockers. and it's about pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken, and mcdonald's. and it is the STUPIDEST song i have ever had the misfortune to hear!

ophelia #3 opheliaOG 2003

I have yet to hear this....the main reason for that is probably related to the fact that I don't listen to the radio..lol..but ,maybe I should, this seems like it may be amusing...

P.S. Wendy's is the finest fast food chain in the world

ophelia #3.1 opheliaOG 2003 offtopic

speaking of Wendy's, I want you all to closely observe the wendy's logo @ their Palisades Center Mall location, in West Nyac NY, the next time u go.....you're not going to believe me, because this sounds silly & far fetched, but, for some reason, they changed lil wendy's skin tone so she looks either black or spanish, lol, why?..I have the slightest clue..but it's quite funny

tinser #3.2 tinserOG 2002 offtopic

i disagree....the best is soooo checkers

ophelia #3.2.1 opheliaOG 2003

hmm..I've heard good things about this place...there isn't one anywhere near me..I think they have'm in paterson but dodging bullets just to get fast food isn't my idea of fun...

tinser #3.2.1.1 tinserOG 2002

the shakes are sooooooooooo good...the best

you'll have to have one next time you come to long island...which is never? why is that?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

courtney. stop hitting on bryan.

tinser tinserOG 2002

hmm, okay........so dan, when you gonna be coming to long island? i miss you

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

....in about 10 minutes.....

tinser tinserOG 2002

woooohoooo...i'll meet you at checkers

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Daniel, behave...blowing up spots, in the name of jealousy, it's just soo immature...But, hmm, if i had to pour kool-aid over my cheerios, i'd probably be pretty bitter too

BOO YAA!!

DISS SCORE BOARD

Bryan: 1,209
Dan: -8

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yo know dan presented the idea of going over by you this past saturday..but, then he went on to complain like little girl, saying that his butt would get numb on the car ride because it's sooooo farrr awayyyyy

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hahahha yeah ok mr. "why did the guy at wendy's spill coke all over me??"

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

He obviously wanted to see what I looked like in a wet t-shirt..I'm never going to that wendy's again....In fact I think I'm sueing them for Sexual Harrasment...unless he can hook me up w/Wendy...then, I might withdraw the charge

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, yeah.....its a whole stinkin' hour away....you know what dan complains like a little girl? It's because he is one....need i say the word roller coaster? Oh, i'm being too mean...but seriously....its not so far, you must come and enjoy what is long island

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Hey, I'm all for it....ROUND OF CHECKER'S BURGERS, ON ME!!!(and by me, I mean courtney)...haha, nah, we should definately come out...Me & Seniora Hill will roll over, ready to party, we should figure something out for one of the coming weekends

tinser tinserOG 2002

i'm totally up for it

question: why do you modify every one of your comments?!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

for some reason I've formed the habit of typing w/my toes,(45wpm)...keyboards, were designed for fingers, and so, this gives room for a lota typos...and so, I go back, and fix....or maybe I just made that up to be mysterious and keep you on the edge of your seat, never really knowing why I modify like a madman
(observe, the bottom right hand corner, if you will..muhahaha)

malibu malibuOG 2001

i was actually wondering the same thing and was going to question it. good job cuz i thought maybe i was crazy and was the only one who noticed all the corrections.

tinser tinserOG 2002 malibu

yeah, it kinda drives me crazy...but in a way its cool....because its a uniquely bryan thing

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 tinser

haha, yes!!...I've driven courtney crazy!..my lot in life, is complete

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ophelia

aww that's sad, does this mean you'll be dying now?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 thatdarngirl

yes, i'm withering away as we speak...what's this?...a sickle weilding figure, in a robe?.....goodbye cruel world

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

i'm sorry, should i have not given in so easily?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 tinser

....to late I'm dead...well, 75% dead..still alive enough to type though

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ophelia

lol, yo I look @ my statments sometimes & they look like they were plucked out of some old english litterature or something..haha..& I never realize it until after I look back at them. "..what's this?..a sickle weilding figure....". Lol, born & raised in Hackensack..talkin like I'm from the 17th century...maybe it's the crack

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

yeah, and how did you refer to the milk again? You used some image painting vocabulary for that one too if i remember

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 tinser

uh..occursed bovine dirived liquid...something like that

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

haha, yeah, that was it...who speaks like that in everyday life? hahah

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 tinser

I, I don't know....::bows head in embarassment::

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 tinser

"You'll see..I will RUE the day!!"
-Val Kilmer gives the other kid a weird look-
"Who talks like that anymore?"

-real genius

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 thatdarngirl

Dost thou thinkith thyneself adepth in the ways of fun-poking? Ah, just wait, you, for I shalt disseth you in repayment, ten-fold

-Your Motherith

thatdarngirl #3.2.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I've never had checkers either, but Wendy's is definetly my favorite as well.

ok4now #2 ok4nowOG 2002

is that "the ketchup song"?

skaorsk8 #1 skaorsk8OG 2002

europeans are incredibly stupid.

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