Who wants to date a rap star
Check this email I just got.. hahaha who would really want too..? Promise of wealth.. maybe even fame... and very athletic children... comme onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn . haha.
Hey- It's James the Casting Dude from MTV.
I'm working on a new show and am looking for girls (All Ethnic Types: Black, Latin, White, Asian) who'd be interested in going on a date with a rap star and have our cameras tape the whole thing for a dating show we're gonna do. On the date you'll have dinner, hang with some of his crew, and maybe even go to a club and chill.
You must have a great personality and be outgoing.
You must live in the New York City Tri-State area.
You Must look at least 20 years old and look no older than 24 years old.
If you're interested or have a friend that is... hit reply to this email.
Make sure you give me your First and Last name.
Make sure to give me a couple of phone numbers. Tell me where you live and ...
You "MUST" attach a picture of yourself to the email you send.
If you do not attach a picture you will not be called.
We will be calling people on Tuesday to come in and meet us this Wed. Oct 1st. and Fri. Oct. 3rd
PLEASE respond to this email ASAP if interested.
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I think Pharell is so adorable, I don't know if he counts as a rap star, but I'd definitely go see a movie with him.
that shaved head. and when he bites his lip. mmmm
that is so true. he's such a hot goy.
yo i would so allow Pharell to have my babies
The phenomenon of men having babies is a rare occurence.
tell that to mr.lee : http://www.malepregnancy.com/
WHAT THE?!?!?!?!!.....I have no clue how to react to this..EVERYBODY click on this link..you will be intrigued/disturbed/baffled/disgusted..
haha, bob from senegal, "I too want to be a Pregnant man. Ive dreamed my whole life." Imagine a 5 year old saying he wants to be a pregnant man, can you say therapy
awww. i clicked back and i was just about to write this and you beat me to it. that's insane why would what looks like a 40 year old man say this?
yeah i know? what a wierdo........I hope he can do it
(this is the third time in a week I get to refer to this movie) There's this Arnold Schwartzanagor movie where he becomes pregnant and he says "feel how soft my hands are"
I'm still in awe of this..woah
actually on an episode of the cosby's all the men get pregnant. that was such a good show.
yeah, but see that was comedy..this right here's real life...something's definately wrong w/a society where men give birth, WOAH..what's next...melody breaking the '5'"5" mark?!?
lets not stretch this, its the 5 foot mark really.
well, allegedly, she like grew 3 inches in a month or somethin crazy like that..she just went to the doctor &, somebody prolly messed up when they were measuring her cause supposedly she's closer to average height
I shrunk half an inch since 6th grade.
awwww..you're reverse growing...that's so cute..haha
I don't think it's cute yet. It'd be cute if I was 85. And the 'haha' at the end makes me think you don't find it cute at all!
thats ok, i've only grown a 1/2 inch since 6th grade...
Well..in 6th grade I hit 5'2" and I haven't grown since. One day at the doctor though they said I was 5'1.5"..very disheartening. Being short is cool though!!
ey, it's cute...& that's that!..&nevermind my "haha"'s...they're always sneakin' their way in there...haha..(see!!!...pesky haha's..)
yo i want to meet eve!! ok...not really.
"Tune in for next weeks edition of "I Dated A Rap Star"!..Watch every-day girls go out on dates w/thugged out gangstas, and get getting pimp slapped, demeaned, and forced to dance in thongs @ gun point!...In our next episode, you'll die laughing when G-Dawg Money goes out on a date w/Teressa, and afterwards drops her off @ her crib, and tounges her on her doorstep to give his boys time to break in through the back door & rob'er clean!..uh oh!..here comes the cops!..things could get ugly!"
WEST SIIIIDEE!!!
haha, i love how you frequently reply to your own comments
all wee needed was a nother hunkaaakaka poapaoap apoa
what on earth are you talking about
i got it
oh, hunkpapap..haha...ok..
When you talk to yourself it is called "pulling a hunkapapapapaaaa"
When you are obsessed with nekid it is called "pulling a ty"
When you are obsessed with RockSupastar's butt it is called "pulling a HillDan"
haha..I pull hilldan's everyday.....while pulling ty's...that doesn't like make me gay or anything does it?...I certainly hope not..whole lota girls would be dissapointed..haha..j/k
yo. i do NOT talk about mike's butt. that's ALLLL jen degaspri.
DeGasperi!
MAN! haha
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go ahead and post in the movies/tv forum so i can mark you as offtopic
hahaha...me and you are the only ones signed onto ezabel right now..we might as well just talk on IM, lol
hahaha, we are having a conversation through ezabel and we are both on AIM..haha, this is great...reminds me of the time i talked to someone through emails even though we were both on msn
so, did you reply?
ooh i wonder which rap star it is.
"YOu must attach a picture" WHICH MEANS " if you're so ugly your dog can't look at you forget it playa "
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