What you know about a song before you even hear it
by Some artists, often obnoxiously, seem to have the same outline for every song they have and just rearrange the words to at least confuse us a little. What, when you hear, oh, (insert artists name here) has a new song out, you absolutely KNOW will be included?
-R. Kelly will utter the word "after party" somewhere in there.
-Nelly will decide he needs to pronounce a word like "here," "there," "bear", "care" not like so, but moreso like "hurr, thurr, burr and curr."
-Chingy-see Nelly.
-Any rap song will have to be edited.
-Eminem will mention Dr. Dre
-Any Ataris song will have a long, 30-45 second or so long music part at the end with no singing, that usually comes between words and the last chorus. But I don't mind that, I like them.
-The Beastie Boys will mention all three of their stage names in the song, along with White Castle, Brass Monkey, a small clip from another song, tv show, or movie. Also love the Beasties though too.
-Any overweight rapper will include the phrase "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot"
-Jay-Z will cleverly refer to himself in the third person, but not calling himself Jay-Z...wow Jay, always keeping us on our toes
-Ludacris will try to make "toes" rhyme with "Jehoshaphat," and make it work
-Lil Jon will say WHAT, OKAY, and YEAH a lot, along with some WATCH OUT's
What trends have you noticed?
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that a song by a JW band will suck LOL
Oh man, this comment is just asking for trouble.
Totally untrue. You need to get out there more.
obviously you've never heard the Jay Karas Band.
iwz will mention something about computers
Sean Paul will refer to someone named "Shawna Paul" in his songs.
Ryan adams will inevitably talk about drinking and his thoughts of suicide that will be quelled by the drinkin...
hm, i have yet to hear the new sugarcult. i have 2 of the 3 or 4 alkaline cds. excellente.
Any neighborhood garage band that hasn't made it big is a music elitist and hate every other band in the world.
any song by fatboy slim will feature a video unlike anything you've EVER seen before.
*if christopher walken dances - it's GOT to be good
All travis songs will feature a scottish person pretending to be American, to sell more albums. (poor what-his-name)
any song by credence clearwater revival will involve a banjo and john fogerty yelling, yet, still sound amazing 30 years later.
any song jahanna likes will be pressured upon the rest of us as "SOOOO good" (hahah you like that janner!)
any rap song by a male will involve a description of a car that they assume impresses females. although i doubt a woman will be more impressed by 22 inches rims than 21. but what do i know?
22's?????..man, if you aint rockin' da Giovanna 57's, you aint nuthin
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any radiohead song will involve incohert speech with pathetic wailing - and stupid people will buy this in droves and proclaim it "magnificent ... their best work yet!" when it sounds exactly like all the other incoherent speech with pathetic wailing, just with a different album cover.
any busta ryhmes song will involve growling
any clay aiken song will involve spying on a woman.
any britney spears song will feature a section of heavy breathing. she learned this from janet.
Dave Matthews will mention s-e-x somehow, he may mumble it, but it will definitely be there.
i thought of another...alkaline trio will sing about death..or something related there to...ie: spilling guts/"your coffin or mine"..etc.
1st thing i thought of was about the ataris...they'll mention "stars" in nearly every one of their songs...especially on End is Forever.
haha and they will cop some 80's junk in there
haha, it's funny though, cause so much of that stuff that you're mentioning, these trends, aren't musically based at all, they're like catch phrases or, basically whatever's considered to be "cool to say" nowadays...
every one of fear factory's songs(i can't stand the band, but they have amazing double bass action)will have either a synthesized keyboard or an insanly fast palm muted guitar/double bass breakdown..sooo played out..and then their chorus will consist of monistary/munk like singing, while the verse is rough sung uncreative lyrics
DMX will kill at least 5 people in each song, and, will bark profusely
hahahahaha-DMX killing and barking. so hysterical. and true
you also know that you will hear drum roll in a Blink 182 song.
a lotta times rappers try to impress you with listing several different gun names, along with liquor brands. i do love to hear "bottle 'o hypnotique" in a rap song tho.
i know that a song by a "new" female artist will suck...
-Ludacris will try to make "toes" rhyme with "Jehoshaphat," and make it work
LOL that's GREAT! I love Ludacris too. :P
any song by a christian rock band will require pretending not to be a christian rock band, to sell more albums...
Any song by a punk artist will not include a good guitar solo.
Any song by rap artist will talk about the streets
Any song by a pop star will talk about senseless junk
Any song by an alternative rock gorup will have the word "I" in it talking about something they feel remorse or happy about.