You're Cute Honey, But.........
by So I have this crazy infatuation for Avril...She's so adorable..And she's 19 now, so that's like super legal...My only complaint - WHY ARE YOUR LYRICS SO CORNEY!!..Oh my goodness, like, I don't know if it's because she's from Canada, or,maybe she has her lil 4 year old sister write her songs or something cause those are some'a the silliest lyrics I've heard..I mean musically I expect absolutely nothing from her, so, I'm not even analyzing that...But, I mean, come on, no need for all the corniness...I just saw her on Dave Letterman...She should be glad I wasn't in the audience, I woulda stormed the stage and started making out w/her - which
#1. Would provide me with the amazingly enjoyable experience of making out w/Avril Levigne
#2. SHUT HER UP!
#3. Bring her security guards to their feet to inflict many injuries upon me
...woulda been worth it
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I'm not really a big fan of hers but I do really like her music.
she is sooo dumb! She is way dumber than any blonde singer out there, listening to her talk on tv is ridiculous. Dumb rural farm kid who couldnt pay her way out of high school
yeah i've never really heard her talk or anything..except for in her idiotic songs....but..if i could, like, inject her w/some intelligence,baptize her, and like, convince her to stop trying to make music, i'd be all over the girl
or, you could just take a perfect girl and change her to look like avril...that could be easier
"inject her with intelligence", sorry, no dice there...
AND she says she is like the anti-britney but in the video for her latest song (which is about not giving it up), SHE IS IN HER UNDERWEAR!! Not that i mind, but way to not be britney...
yeah i hated that about her first song complicated. i mean it was written by someone with a 3rd grade reading level. Her rhymes are forced..
I love how they make fun of her on SNL
"look at me i'm so punk! UGH!!!"
I hate her. There are very few people in the world that I actually..okay maybe hate is a little strong. She disgusts me. If I ever saw her I'd vomit on her. I'm 19 and you don't hear me having a musical career just because I have a bad voice, a lot of clothes from hot topic, a few guy friends who can play guitar, and I'm angry!! Ugh..and she's stupid too. Like..intellectualy, she's dumb as bricks.
lets throw water balloons at her!
Yes! And all that gross makeup can come streaming down her face.
HAHAHAHAHA
i'm physically attracted to her but everything else is silly..like..her music..is horrible....
hmmm, sort of like Jessica Simpson (who is much prettier in my opinion, and who can actually sing...good....really good)
i DO NOT like her! she's LAME (skater boi) she's angry (she never is smiling) and she makes fun of my adorable britney. she's one of the kids that thinks "i'm cooler than thou"
i'm with her on the Britney bashing, but smile for a second, you whiny emo wannabe poster child for canadian downs syndrome victums.
AND, YES, I DID THINK YOU WERE GONNA GIVE IT UP TO ME! SO, HA!
This is like very disturbing. I just have the jitters reading this. Just this really makes no sense to me and leaves me feeling quite awkward.