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Jessica Alba

malibu by malibuOG 2001 · Sep 19, 2003 · 315 views · ·

so i have heard from a recent obsessed fan that she has a new movie coming out in november. i know i will end up seeing it. so i was wondering if anybody has heard anything about this, knows the name of the movie, or if it looks good. yup.

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sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 ·

I would like the movie better if they took out ginuwine and bow wow and put in someone i could drool over hey the guys have jessica as their "eye candy" what about me!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahaha. saw 2 fast 2 furious yesterday. now there's some eye candy.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 ·

i only watched the parts that had Luda in it

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I saw the last half hour/hour of it..not good at all.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i like tyrese more. ludacris just seems like such a chicken to me.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I just saw a commercial for those movie and it looks horrible beyond words.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

SHES MAD HOT!!! WOHOOOO... Larry D loves her with a passion i believe.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

as does jesse h. that's where i got this from.-

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rocksupastarFounder ·

ehhh, jesse loves me more, i have bigger boobs.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahahahaha. i think every male in the tri-state area is obsessed with you boobs and there are just some girls that are upset that your are bigger than theirs.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

yea mike's man boobs are huuuuge-i want them as my own

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 funny ·

I think they're the type of boobs the eventually give girls back problems because they're just too big.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

i've had a real hard time trying to figure out where the humor in all of this began...i didn't know who to mark...so since i finally decided it needed a red mark after you...you get it

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yay! That makes me so happy!!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

and i don't give out those red highlights very often, haha...actually, i think you're the first

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 offtopic ·

hey, speaking, of, boobs....a thought just occured to me...all them silly chicks, walking around w/implants..when they get old..&, um, things go SOUTH...they're prolly gonna wish they didn't make the decision to have these gell balloons installed....can you say...pengelum?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

ohh! What a horrible mental picture. I was watching the True E Hollywood story on Anna Nicole Smith..and she got implants x 3 or something..one of them blew up though. So funny.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

hahahahahhahhahahaha...one of'm blew up??!!?!?...like, kablewee, it just popped in her bra while she was eating a hogie or something??!..hahahah..that is SO freakin funny....yo, she used to be VERY hot...she needs to some how retrieve her hotnes, cause, her current form disturbs me

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 · ophelia

this is all sensational bull...almost as bad as the Inquirer.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

if that's true that's so dangerous if it was silicone

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · forrestina

Yeah..I'm not sure if it like exploded but it popped and was leaking. THey said it was very painful for her.

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003 ·

yea, must be tough to be that ugly. JOKE!!!!( i have to write that, u take me too seriously)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

she's definately on my top ten women i'd love to play golf with list.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

I don't know...is it ?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i dont know but that's the flashdance remake

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

see i thought the movie might be the second movie to dirty dancing----"havana nights" but it may be that. i'll have to check it out. thanks

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

so i checked it out. and yeah this is the movie they were talking about but after watching the preview i just definetley want to reccommend that absolutely NOBODY go to see this.

its jessica alba growing up in a ghetto neighbor hood and instead of becoming a ballerina wants to be a hip=hop cheorgrapher. it's soooooooo stupid. (and i cannot stress that fact enough)

so save yourself $8 and go buy some silly putty.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

$8 worth of silly putty?..or, should we just allocate a part of the $8, for, silly putty

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

no, absolutely all of the $8 should be spent on the silly putty cuz no one can ever have enough of this stuff. its pure magic and the culmination of science thus far.

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

With your saved $8 you should buy: silly putty, a rubix cube, jacks, and marbles.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

I dunno, but, she's beautiful, and she needs some'a this right here

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