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by ukrainiumOG 2002
· Dec 8, 2007 · 76 views · ·

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Last night I entertained myself by watching Mission Impossible III which was good but I came to a realization that tomcat Absolutley can not die and its being established further movie after movie, and when you think about it it's actually kind of funny. In MI3 he was dead and came back to life just like in far and away. With all his action movies combined he has probably jumped around 40000 feet off skyscrapers dodged 50000 bullets and endured numerous explosions, the conclusion is, TOMCAT IS IMMORTAL.

may he never die

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

All we need to know here, is that Tom Cruise is a raging lunatic.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

i know, i really can't stand him. i think he's a gay.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i saw Mission Impossible 2 a while back and i was thinking... if i were a bad guy trying to kill one little american spy dude on a motorcycle who's shooting and dropping kicking everyone in sight... i'd like to think i'd be the guy to shoot him in the dome and end his killing spree.

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ukrainiumOG 2002 ·

Boy I have to be careful of defaming tom cruise in the wrong crowd, sheesh. hehe

iwz iwz ·

dude, it's TOMKAT! Like Tom and Katie! Not Tom an Catie! C'MON!

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ukrainiumOG 2002 ·

geez tough crowd

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

^^^ Gets my vote for worst Forum Thread ever

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

I second that motion...

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alexOG 2001 ·

what's with you and the motions?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

he's the guy at the meeting who throws his hand up really fast when a resolution is adopted... and he doesn't wait for the microphone. it gives him that rush.

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